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VIDEO: Don't watch if affected by some curse words

WARNING: SOME WORDS CENSORED FOR GENERAL AUDIENCES

LYRICS: I pull my pants up to the sky way too ***damn high
Pit bulge to the side (the left side)
I look like a suited thumb
Wow, he really does
But I am paid by everyone (sellout life)
Oil of Olay
Coca Cola
Pam Spray
Flesh Light
Pepsi Cola
Walmart
Bud Light
RC Cola
Target
Kroger and now Fifa

Wooooowooooo!

Writing lyrics is tough
So I list cities
LA
Miami
New York
Cincinnati
Moscow
Where are we now?

Brazil

I always have glasses over my eyes because they’re crossed as hell

My songs take zero talent to make
Repeat the same five words, steal beats, yell dale
If that’s too hard, too hard, mumble in Spanish and make sure that your arms move, arms move like this.
When I go to the library I look at pictures of kittens see this way
No one knows
What you are saying! I call myself Mr. Worldwide to give myself false pride and also Mr. 305.
But those are both lies.
Time to confess where I come from.
No one cares where from.
I am Dr. Evil’s son.
Love you dad.
Love you too son.
Jenny! Dale.

Gotta get back in the spotlight.
Two cheeks one butt and a million pounds.
This a** has worked so damn hard.
Scr**ed all the stars to get where I’m at now.
Singing this song in Brazil about the NFL.
(Bloody Hell!)
Should have hired Shakira this sucks compared to Waka Waka.

Random soccer clips
To make this Fifa vid legit.
But it looks like s***.
Wait, I thought this was bout tennis.
(I can’t believe this! Why did I hire these dip*****?)
Sellout life.
Dale.

Man?
Woman?
Wrong, a transvestite.
If you come to Brazil you will die.
Why am I here?
I’m the only Brazilian star.
Dumb enough to work with these idiots.
Pitbull and J-lo this song sucks
What you mean it sucks?
We paid you fifty million bucks.
Wasn’t enough.
To make an anthem for World Cup.
What the hell’s World Cup?
But you don’t mention World Cup once!
But I said dale a bunch.

You made the sport look so damn bad that we have lost all of our fans

Don’t worry I can win them back by playing this horn with my a**.

Holly s****!

CNN
WORLD CUP TICKET SALES SKYROCKET AFTER J-LO & PITBULL’S HEADS EXPLODE.

She was right, sales are skyrocketing after those two do**** bags are dead.



WARNING: SOME RACISM, BUT IT IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT REASONS. IF YOU ARE AFFECTED BY RACISM, LEAVE NOW.

VIDEO:

LYRICS:
First thing first I’m a white chick
Wait, what?
The whole world was confused when they learned this
She’s not black?
and I sound just like Nicki Minaj
if she swallowed down testosterone pills with hot sauce
True!
If you wanna be rap famous
[HEH]
Act dirty south and say heh like this
Heh
parody a movie like Clueless
And then shake your abnormally large for white girls hips

[HEY]

You a fake give Nicki her ***damn style back!
You look like Gwen Stefani had *** with Riff Raff
You be trippin’ got that hood swag
You’re from Australia! Stop acting black!

No one knows me just some random chick
They found on the street
To sing this obnoxious chorus
My name’s Charli
No, I am not Lorde
we just look the same
I’m a huge fan of Royals!
I am not Lorde!

I said make a music vid based on the film Clueless
it’s the most time I’ve spent in school the truth is
I am half re******, high school I departed
that’s why my tweets are so ignorant and racist garbage
If you’re Asian fix your weird eyes
Mexicans are dirty and wide
and I swear I meant that there so much
I’m gonna tweet two more times
if you don’t speak English eat ****
{SORRY FOR RACISM}
all black people get arrested
speaking of which
I look like Marlon Wayans from the flick White Chicks
Now tell me who dat, who dat
that is half and half
from the waist up I am white
but from the *** down I am black
I be that I-C-C-Y wrote it with a crayon
I can’t spell because my IQ is negative ten

Just like Iggy
I’m stupid also
Think there’s a highway from LA to Tokyo
[HEY]
There’s an ocean!
Can you drive on it?
You must be jokin’
This is why they tell kids to go to college!


Who-who-who-who dat? Who dat?
I-G-G-Y
That is your name, spell that!
I-E-G-I?
No! Spell that, spell that!
H-R-T-5?
Nooooooooo o-o-oo!
Who-who-who-who dat? Who dat?
Albert Einstein!
Who dat? Who dat?
You’re kidding me right?
Who-who-who-who dat? Who dat?
I told you three times!
How the hell are you so ***damn slow?

What?
Holly s***! Iggy is the alias Nicki Minaj

Thanks, there will be more later!

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