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George and Thomas - Comedy story, created by MuscleBob1
Chapter 1 - George Washington's Childhood
"WAKEY WAKEY!!! TIME FOR SCHOOL!!!" said George Washington's mother. "You're gonna be late, gosh. Get your wooden backpack," she said. "Mom..." George asked. "Blah blah blah," his mom said. "Mom......" George repeated. "BLAH BLAH BLAH," she said. "MOM!!!!!!!!!" George said, for the third time. "WHAT CHU NEED, KID?" she asked. "It's six in the morning you dunderhead...imma have a hard life," George said.
Chapter 2 - We Hate School
Thomas Jefferson, George Washington's best friend, waited for George outside of school. "What the hey happened to you this morning, Georgie Washingmachine?" Thomas asked. "My mom is crazy, Tom Jeffry," George replied. "Crazy..." As they went into school, a British jerk tripped George and Tom. "Ow, that hurt! ONE DAY I WILL RULE YOU!" said George to the bully. "Yeah, and I'll be your second ruler!" added Tom.
Chapter 3 - Tom, You Were Wrong
What the hey, kid, you are the third ruler.
Chapter 4 - Grown Men
When Washington and Jefferson grew up, the war began. Le Revolutionary War. Patriots vs. British. George Washington claimed victory with the Continental Army. The new country of 13 states was formed. They called it the United States of America. George Washington was asked to be king. "NO, WHY WOULD I WANNA BE YOUR KING?" He replied. "Then who the hey do you wanna be?" the person asked. "Your president," he replied. George Washington was the first president. He served two terms. Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence. "THIS IS MY DECLARATION, SHOW IT TO THE BRITISH," he said to a random person. Thomas Jefferson ended up as third president. "I TOLD YOU," said MuscleBob1. "You turned out to be wrong when you were a child in school," he continued.
Le End
Chapter 1 - George Washington's Childhood
"WAKEY WAKEY!!! TIME FOR SCHOOL!!!" said George Washington's mother. "You're gonna be late, gosh. Get your wooden backpack," she said. "Mom..." George asked. "Blah blah blah," his mom said. "Mom......" George repeated. "BLAH BLAH BLAH," she said. "MOM!!!!!!!!!" George said, for the third time. "WHAT CHU NEED, KID?" she asked. "It's six in the morning you dunderhead...imma have a hard life," George said.
Chapter 2 - We Hate School
Thomas Jefferson, George Washington's best friend, waited for George outside of school. "What the hey happened to you this morning, Georgie Washingmachine?" Thomas asked. "My mom is crazy, Tom Jeffry," George replied. "Crazy..." As they went into school, a British jerk tripped George and Tom. "Ow, that hurt! ONE DAY I WILL RULE YOU!" said George to the bully. "Yeah, and I'll be your second ruler!" added Tom.
Chapter 3 - Tom, You Were Wrong
What the hey, kid, you are the third ruler.
Chapter 4 - Grown Men
When Washington and Jefferson grew up, the war began. Le Revolutionary War. Patriots vs. British. George Washington claimed victory with the Continental Army. The new country of 13 states was formed. They called it the United States of America. George Washington was asked to be king. "NO, WHY WOULD I WANNA BE YOUR KING?" He replied. "Then who the hey do you wanna be?" the person asked. "Your president," he replied. George Washington was the first president. He served two terms. Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence. "THIS IS MY DECLARATION, SHOW IT TO THE BRITISH," he said to a random person. Thomas Jefferson ended up as third president. "I TOLD YOU," said MuscleBob1. "You turned out to be wrong when you were a child in school," he continued.
Le End
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