Dearest members of the court who have no adequate entertainment,
Aka to whom it may concern,
aka Damen,

Ironically, this is my second attempt to discuss my wonderful funny business. You see, on my first attempt I gave the wrong email and logged in with an email that is not my own... At any rate, I am convinced you need new entertainment. Today I managed to entertain Jesse by having him send me to jail and kill me and creating another account just to continue my funny business. It has come to my attention that if this is the royal court's only entertainment then there is an issue. This can be solved by hiring someone new and kicking out the old, or discontinuing the rule about cussing so you have to be more creative in your ways to murder me. By the end of the day I had Jesse laughing, so I think I did okay, I had my girlfriend in tears do to my absolute hilarity. I would appreciate it if you would consider this application and ignore my last attempt.

Yours Truly,
The Wonderful Cyclops,
J.T. Andrews

Oh yea! I have made a conscious effort to obey the rules since my last eternal damnation.
-Jaxon the Cylcops

i dont get thus