Hello there, peeps. Today, I will tell you a random fact about my doggy. But that's not all.

Random fact about my doggy: Sometimes when I'm sitting on my chair, maybe sometimes at night alone in the dark, (this happens at day too) he sits/lays by my chair and literally guards me.
I think this is really cute, whoever comes at least 15 inches away from my chair, he be like; Don't worry, mom! I protect you!
He's so adorable >___<!

Okay, time for a story! Starring....; Vole! And therapist Dark-Hood

Therapy;
Vole; AHHHHHHHHH
Christine; MY GAWD, WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?
Vole; What happened to my ROOM?
Christine; I turned it pink....
Vole; WHY?
Christine; Because.
Vole; *about to rage* ARUUGUHHHA *unhuman noises and TABLE FLIP* I_____I
Christine; NUUUU! MY FAVORITE COFFEE TABLE! <
Christine; You, missy, need therapy!
Vole; WHAT? Says the girl who actually feeds on WEIRDNESS!
Christine; Pffffttt we need therapy, let's go. *random car drops out of the sky*
Vole; Where'd that come from....
Christine: Idk. Now let's go!
Vole; NOOO
Vole; GET AWAY, WEIRDO!

Then they drove off to the therapy center to see the pro, Therapist Dark Hood!

Therapy 2;
Christine; Okay! We're here.
Vole; Where did the car go....
Christine; ....... *cricket*
Vole;.....
Christine; Yeah, I don't know. Let's just go IN!
Vole: <
Then they entered the therapy center and waited for Therapist Dark Hood to get his butt up from a 13 hour sleep and visit them.
Random Nurse; Okay, girls....?
Vole; *death stare* Yes, girls.
Random Nurse; Okay, Dark Hood is now ready to see you two.
Vole and Christine; Finally :U!!!
Then they entered the weird, what looked like a meditating room, of Dark Hood.
Dark Hood; Hello, young grasshoppers

P.S. To be continued

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