Bank robber 1 (baldy): Ready to rob this bank?
Bank robber 2: I'm always ready!
Bank robber 1: *drags in* C'mon! Let's go!
Bank robber 2: WAIT!!!
Bank robber 1: What?! I thought you were ready.
Bank robber 2: I forgot to bring my kitten.
Bank robber 1: *grunt* *gives kitten*
Bank robber 2: Thank you!
*both enter bank*
Bank robber 1: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR PEOPLE!
Banker: Oh no! What do you want?! Please don't hurt anyone here!
Bank robber 1: We wa-
Bank robber 2: We want *puts pinkie finger to lips* One hundred billion dollars.
Bank robber 1: *stares at Bank robber 2* *shoots cat with gun*
Bank robber 2: *gasp* YOU KILLED MR. BIGGLESWORTH!!!
Bank robber 1: Why do I care? Just steal the money!
Bank robber 2: *whispers to banker*
Bank robber 1: What are you doing?
Banker: *uses microphone* SHINY HEAD, NEED SOME TURTLE WAX?

To be continued...

is this like a comic cause it sounds like on and i like this its funny and interesting