Hello awesome people! I'm making this story just for fun, and if I dont get a badge, I'll be ok with that! (please excuse the fact that I don't have much creativity) This will be a very peaceful story!
An evil knight named Knight lives in a castle! He's about to feed his wife named Wife her favorite meal: chicken, ice, pizza, fish, french fries, milk, water, soda, crab, lobster, shrimp, onion rings, popcorn, hot dogs, ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, potatoes, salad, macaroni and cheese, pop tarts, sausage, cookies, bacon, ribs, biscuits, water, cheese, ham, and tuna sandwhiches! But suddendly, 900,000 snails come in the castle, eat all the food, and destroy the castle! Both Knight and Wife are furious! So Knight calls FOUR friends to help him hunt, catch, and kill the NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND snails! His friends names are Ed, Ted, Fred, and Ned! They go hunting for the snails, and after searching for 1,000,000 years, they finally find them in a different and cooler world named Snaildom! They try to kill the snails, but they fail miserably, and the snails kill them!

The end!