"Do not judge a book by its cover, or I'll slam you in the head with a book"

"Reach for the stars, if you can't then your too short"

"It doesn't matter who started it, I am going to end it, starting with you"

"Respect your elders, or I will make you bleed"

"Feed the hungry, or I'll feed on you"

"Suicide is not the Answer, I'll kill you first"

"God made us unique. In other words, your ugly!"

Thank you guys for reading! These quotes are not real, so don't take them seriously because I made them up, and I'm not a serious person.

kinda reminds me of the thing that people used to do in youtube comments years ago called "in soviet russia..."

Off topic: I just wrestled with my dog, I lost

On topic: lol sparklz

Off Topic: Omg I just noticed that you're back c:

On Topic: Nice post ya got dere

Nice quotes! I enjoy these! Thanks for you post!

~Mckinlee