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19th January 2015, 03:55 PM
Warlord Competition – Four Candidates Fight to the Death
Mikomi has retired from his rank of Warlord and it is time to crown a new one. The tryout event held a few weeks ago was to determine four worthy candidates to fight for the job.
The four candidates (listed below) will be trained by me in the art of swordsmanship and then will battle each other until all but one of them is dead. The survivor shall become the new Royal Warlord of the DSGHQ and achieve eternal glory. Those who die will lose their account forever.
Series 2 Candidates:
- Sir Bp28 the Great
- Sir Gamer the Great
- Sir Sled
- Lord PenguinDSC
- The Mountain
- Adawg
The candidate who survives commits their life to service as the warlord and must follow the guidelines below.
The royal warlord must:
- Be manly
- Be strong
- Be powerful
- Be loyal
- Must not be soft
- Must not enjoy having a laugh
- Must be mostly silent
- Have armor
- Preferably male, if not male, must be a very manly female.
Warlord Powers
- Moderator Powers
- Firearm with unlimited license
- License to kill
- Even admins will bow to you
The competition will be held this Friday, January 30rd 2015 at 5PM EST*.
Good luck to all the brave warriors competing for this prestigious position!
* Date and time subject to change is a candidate cannot attend the competition.
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19th January 2015, 05:11 PM
I would compete but personally I believe it wouldn't fit me. I love talking to users while helping them understand. I enjoy laughing at the users jokes, and personally this wouldn't fit me if it simply blocks my time with users. Plus I am NOT manly women 
. But good luck to all competing!
. But good luck to all competing!
Hi, I'm Scott.
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19th January 2015, 05:47 PM
Sounds awesome! Hope i can make it.
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I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if it's true, it's you, it's you they add up to
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But bear this mind it was meant to be
And I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks
And it all makes sense to me
I know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile
You've never loved your stomach or your thighs
The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine
But I'll love them endlessly
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if I do, it's you, oh it's you, they add up to
I'm in love with you and all these little things
You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
Maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me
I know you've never loved the sound of your voice on tape
You never want to know how much you weigh
You still have to squeeze into your jeans
But you're perfect to me
I won't let these little things slips out of my mouth
But if it's true, it's you, it's you, they add up to
I'm in love with you and all these little things
You never love yourself half as much as I love you
You'll never treat yourself right darling but I want you to
If I let you know, I'm here for you
Maybe you'll love yourself like I love you oh
I've just let these little things slip out of my mouth
Because it's you, oh it's you, it's you they add up to
And I'm in love with you (all these little things)
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if it's true, it's you, it's you they add up to
I'm in love with you, and all your little things
I'm in love with 1D and all Niall's little things