Hey guys, these quotes I made are made up by me. Some of them are funny. And I'll put by random people, and some are funny names. Some aren't true, and some are. Mine especially is true.


"Lovable animals are here; love one another like you'd do for animals." - Animal Helper
"If you're upset, just go to a happy place. I like eating candy when I'm mad." - Angry Lessens
"Eat pizza. It's good. Don't forget to "go" after you're done." - "Business"
"Be yourself; there is no one like you." - Amandapink30
"That moment when you eat half of your food then realize that you're drink is on the counter but you don't want to get up because your food is really good." - Lazy Drinker
"I'm getting angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. I turn... greeeeeeeeen. - Green Person Named Joe
"I'm fat. Fat is good. Means no one can bully you because you're strong." - Fat Patricia
"Do you wanna build a snowman? No. Why? Take a hike. Do you wanna build a snowman? Yo momma. Do you wanna build a snowman? Who are you, Ms. Annoying?" - Bob