My name is Herobrine. I got ladies throughout school, but when school ended, I got no ladies anymore, and the ladies started beating me up, and now I have no ladies in my life, so I decided to spend the rest of my life being a person who scares children in Minecraft, because I have nothing important to do anymore. This is what I Luke like in Minecraft:


This is what I look like irl:


And speaking of Minecraft, nobody decides to hence the name. The craft is supposed to be MINE. MY place. But craftians always invade Mycraft.

I've seen posts listing facts about myself, and none have included the most important facts:
-I represent the Pringles chips
-people don't fear me in Minecraft because I'm a villain who will kill you, it's just because my breath stinks because I eat too many Pringles
-I AM a Pringle
-so I'm a cannibal

So, that's a little bit about myself, I'm hungry, time for Pizza Hut.





I'm going to kill Pizza Hut. No one will stop-








I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! HELP! NOW YOU IDIOT!

Aine wrote on 17th June 2015 01:02 PM:

Chuck Norris never fails to impress me. Hilarious without a doubt.

Bro, my name's Herobrine, did you read this?

FieryRebecca wrote on 17th June 2015 01:11 PM:

Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:02 PM:
Chuck Norris never fails to impress me. Hilarious without a doubt.

Bro, my name's Herobrine, did you read this?

Aine wrote on 17th June 2015 01:16 PM:

FieryRebecca said on 17th June 2015 01:11 PM:
Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:02 PM:
Chuck Norris never fails to impress me. Hilarious without a doubt.

Bro, my name's Herobrine, did you read this?



Chuck Norris is Herobrine and Rebecca therefore you rule Chipotle.

Megon and Chipotle are currently broken up, and ok fine, I'm Chuck Norris. And apparently, Megon is Chuck Norris as well, which means I am Megon. Eww

FieryRebecca wrote on 17th June 2015 01:22 PM:

Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:16 PM:
FieryRebecca said on 17th June 2015 01:11 PM:
Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:02 PM:
Chuck Norris never fails to impress me. Hilarious without a doubt.

Bro, my name's Herobrine, did you read this?



Chuck Norris is Herobrine and Rebecca therefore you rule Chipotle.

Megon and Chipotle are currently broken up, and ok fine, I'm Chuck Norris. And apparently, Megon is Chuck Norris as well, which means I am Megon. Eww

does mcdonalds need to come in for a couples therapy session or how about wendy's? i always trusted her square fit

Aine wrote on 17th June 2015 01:29 PM:

FieryRebecca said on 17th June 2015 01:22 PM:
Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:16 PM:
FieryRebecca said on 17th June 2015 01:11 PM:
Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:02 PM:
Chuck Norris never fails to impress me. Hilarious without a doubt.

Bro, my name's Herobrine, did you read this?



Chuck Norris is Herobrine and Rebecca therefore you rule Chipotle.

Megon and Chipotle are currently broken up, and ok fine, I'm Chuck Norris. And apparently, Megon is Chuck Norris as well, which means I am Megon. Eww



does mcdonalds need to come in for a couples therapy session or how about wendy's? i always trusted her square fit

nope, neither restaurant knows how to get my order right, which is why I decided to go to Pizza Hut

FieryRebecca wrote on 17th June 2015 01:33 PM:

Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:29 PM:
FieryRebecca said on 17th June 2015 01:22 PM:
Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:16 PM:
FieryRebecca said on 17th June 2015 01:11 PM:
Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:02 PM:
Chuck Norris never fails to impress me. Hilarious without a doubt.

Bro, my name's Herobrine, did you read this?



Chuck Norris is Herobrine and Rebecca therefore you rule Chipotle.

Megon and Chipotle are currently broken up, and ok fine, I'm Chuck Norris. And apparently, Megon is Chuck Norris as well, which means I am Megon. Eww



does mcdonalds need to come in for a couples therapy session or how about wendy's? i always trusted her square fit

nope, neither restaurant knows how to get my order right, which is why I decided to go to Pizza Hut

has chipotle been neglecting your needs

Aine wrote on 17th June 2015 01:45 PM:

FieryRebecca said on 17th June 2015 01:33 PM:
Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:29 PM:
FieryRebecca said on 17th June 2015 01:22 PM:
Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:16 PM:
FieryRebecca said on 17th June 2015 01:11 PM:
Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:02 PM:
Chuck Norris never fails to impress me. Hilarious without a doubt.

Bro, my name's Herobrine, did you read this?



Chuck Norris is Herobrine and Rebecca therefore you rule Chipotle.

Megon and Chipotle are currently broken up, and ok fine, I'm Chuck Norris. And apparently, Megon is Chuck Norris as well, which means I am Megon. Eww



does mcdonalds need to come in for a couples therapy session or how about wendy's? i always trusted her square fit

nope, neither restaurant knows how to get my order right, which is why I decided to go to Pizza Hut


has chipotle been neglecting your needs

he proposed and then said no at the wedding

FieryRebecca wrote on 17th June 2015 01:52 PM:

Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:45 PM:
FieryRebecca said on 17th June 2015 01:33 PM:
Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:29 PM:
FieryRebecca said on 17th June 2015 01:22 PM:
Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:16 PM:
FieryRebecca said on 17th June 2015 01:11 PM:
Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:02 PM:
Chuck Norris never fails to impress me. Hilarious without a doubt.

Bro, my name's Herobrine, did you read this?



Chuck Norris is Herobrine and Rebecca therefore you rule Chipotle.

Megon and Chipotle are currently broken up, and ok fine, I'm Chuck Norris. And apparently, Megon is Chuck Norris as well, which means I am Megon. Eww



does mcdonalds need to come in for a couples therapy session or how about wendy's? i always trusted her square fit

nope, neither restaurant knows how to get my order right, which is why I decided to go to Pizza Hut


has chipotle been neglecting your needs

he proposed and then said no at the wedding

thats low. even for him

Aine wrote on 17th June 2015 01:54 PM:

FieryRebecca said on 17th June 2015 01:52 PM:
Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:45 PM:
FieryRebecca said on 17th June 2015 01:33 PM:
Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:29 PM:
FieryRebecca said on 17th June 2015 01:22 PM:
Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:16 PM:
FieryRebecca said on 17th June 2015 01:11 PM:
Aine said on 17th June 2015 01:02 PM:
Chuck Norris never fails to impress me. Hilarious without a doubt.

Bro, my name's Herobrine, did you read this?



Chuck Norris is Herobrine and Rebecca therefore you rule Chipotle.

Megon and Chipotle are currently broken up, and ok fine, I'm Chuck Norris. And apparently, Megon is Chuck Norris as well, which means I am Megon. Eww



does mcdonalds need to come in for a couples therapy session or how about wendy's? i always trusted her square fit

nope, neither restaurant knows how to get my order right, which is why I decided to go to Pizza Hut


has chipotle been neglecting your needs

he proposed and then said no at the wedding


thats low. even for him

Oh well, Snacks Wonderland gives me enough satisfaction