Good morning, Good evening, Goodnight, whatever it is! This is the 5th issue of the Sours Chronicle, Your daily sour news!

Topic: Looking for Allies
The Sours are looking for an ally. We will soon declare war on an army, and are in need of an ally to help. We need a large army as our ally. The Sours only have 8 members so far. We were thinking the Ninjas or Light Troops. We will have to go into the main Sour Meeting House, Cove, Iceberg, and make a Peace Treaty.
Topic: Sour Spies and Sour Judges
There is a new rank-- Sour Spies. It is in the Trainee Line. The Sour Judges are also in the Trainee Line. These are special, yet one of the smallest ranks.

This is Dice signing out. Farewell DSGHQ.

Interesting issue. I enjoyed reading it.