Good morning, good evening, goodnight, whatever it is! This is the 10th issue of the Sours Chronicle, the news for the army - Sours of OldCP.

Topic: OldCP Crisis
There was a lockdown issued for OldCP. 11 users dead... Fizz is back, Squidward actually... Squidward had hacked Fizz, and Fizz "Squidward" killed many. The people who survived ran to the Office, used for a safehouse at that time. Be careful guys. Squidward has come!
Topic: Recruiting
All Sours soldiers, recruit more and more people! The Week of Battles is coming! We have to compete with armies. Hurry and recruit! We already have declared war on the Ninjas for Week of Battles. Now RECRUIT!

This is Dice signing out. Farewell DSGHQ.