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CrimeSolvers
28th June 2015, 02:25 PM
Hi. Welcome to Bob Chat. Second episode of season 2, huzzah!
Anyway, I'll tell you guys what happened to Fred, my cameraman.
I shoved the camera up his face and tied him to a chair. The next
morning, I walked into the studio. He was gone. All that remained
was a camera covered in drool, a cut rope, and a chair laying sideways
on the ground. Then I saw footprints. I followed them. It led me to
the edge of a cliff. I looked down and saw an extremely sharp stick
covered in blood.
I think that's enough for this episode...tune in next time for another episode of...
BOB CHAT!
Anyway, I'll tell you guys what happened to Fred, my cameraman.
I shoved the camera up his face and tied him to a chair. The next
morning, I walked into the studio. He was gone. All that remained
was a camera covered in drool, a cut rope, and a chair laying sideways
on the ground. Then I saw footprints. I followed them. It led me to
the edge of a cliff. I looked down and saw an extremely sharp stick
covered in blood.
I think that's enough for this episode...tune in next time for another episode of...
BOB CHAT!
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Wizard
1st July 2015, 12:30 PM
Bob wrote on 28th June 2015 02:25 PM:
Hi. Welcome to Bob Chat. Second episode of season 2, huzzah!
Anyway, I'll tell you guys what happened to Fred, my cameraman.
I shoved the camera up his face and tied him to a chair.
Anyway, I'll tell you guys what happened to Fred, my cameraman.
I shoved the camera up his face and tied him to a chair.
You are an inspiration to us all.
Your hand fits in mine like it's made just for me
But bear this mind it was meant to be
And I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks
And it all makes sense to me
I know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile
You've never loved your stomach or your thighs
The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine
But I'll love them endlessly
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if I do, it's you, oh it's you, they add up to
I'm in love with you and all these little things
You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
Maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me
I know you've never loved the sound of your voice on tape
You never want to know how much you weigh
You still have to squeeze into your jeans
But you're perfect to me
I won't let these little things slips out of my mouth
But if it's true, it's you, it's you, they add up to
I'm in love with you and all these little things
You never love yourself half as much as I love you
You'll never treat yourself right darling but I want you to
If I let you know, I'm here for you
Maybe you'll love yourself like I love you oh
I've just let these little things slip out of my mouth
Because it's you, oh it's you, it's you they add up to
And I'm in love with you (all these little things)
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if it's true, it's you, it's you they add up to
I'm in love with you, and all your little things
I'm in love with 1D and all Niall's little things
But bear this mind it was meant to be
And I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks
And it all makes sense to me
I know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile
You've never loved your stomach or your thighs
The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine
But I'll love them endlessly
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if I do, it's you, oh it's you, they add up to
I'm in love with you and all these little things
You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
Maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me
I know you've never loved the sound of your voice on tape
You never want to know how much you weigh
You still have to squeeze into your jeans
But you're perfect to me
I won't let these little things slips out of my mouth
But if it's true, it's you, it's you, they add up to
I'm in love with you and all these little things
You never love yourself half as much as I love you
You'll never treat yourself right darling but I want you to
If I let you know, I'm here for you
Maybe you'll love yourself like I love you oh
I've just let these little things slip out of my mouth
Because it's you, oh it's you, it's you they add up to
And I'm in love with you (all these little things)
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
But if it's true, it's you, it's you they add up to
I'm in love with you, and all your little things
I'm in love with 1D and all Niall's little things
Stags 