24th July 2015
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Spider Emergency!

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24th July 2015, 11:25 PM

There are many people in the world afraid of spiders. Many people whom see spiders in there bathrooms and freak out. So here is how to kill a spider.

Step 1: Get a small tissue
Step 2: Carefully move close to the spider
Step 3: Slowly Slowly burn the house down.

Here is another way.

Step 1: Talk to the spider, Say "Hey little creature! Come let me pet you"
Step 2: Get a shoe as fast as possible
Step 3: Try to kill it with a shoe.
Step 4: If it gets away, Worry about if it goes in your room, If it did, I have no option but to use the first way.

I hope this helped! :)

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24th July 2015, 11:28 PM

or you can do what I do and throw notebooks and magazines at it, even if it's on the ceiling, and then burn the house down. ;)

lol funny post
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24th July 2015, 11:33 PM

Or just tell somebody 2 take it 2 the garden if ur like me that u r not afraid of living things if u have arachnophobia the phobia of spiders burn the spider then throw it rocks and wish an earthquake comes (im not serious)
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24th July 2015, 11:58 PM

This is truly genius.
Truly Genius
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25th July 2015, 12:02 AM

Sled wrote on 24th July 2015 11:28 PM:
or you can do what I do and throw notebooks and magazines at it, even if it's on the ceiling, and then burn the house down.

lol funny post
Black and White wrote on 24th July 2015 11:33 PM:
Or just tell somebody 2 take it 2 the garden if ur like me that u r not afraid of living things if u have arachnophobia the phobia of spiders burn the spider then throw it rocks and wish an earthquake comes (im not serious)

I personally can kill mosquitos, But spiders are another story....I once saw a spider the next day my dad told me we were moving. I dont know why, I still think its cause of my spider fear. Or maby cause the house was old. But i moved out of that house cx
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25th July 2015, 02:38 AM

No, you forgot one part sugar...

Do not panic when you see a spider...Start to panic when it disappears and you don't know where it is!
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25th July 2015, 06:22 AM

I once was held hostage by a spider nearly the size of my hand. It was 1am and it was sitting above the door in my bathroom. I literally had a panic attack, cried for about 30 minutes (whilst hiding in the bathtub), and finally used my phone to call and wake up my parents, who had to unlock the door from the outside and kill it for me. This was about two or three weeks ago.
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25th July 2015, 08:20 AM

Chelsey Drake wrote on 25th July 2015 06:22 AM:
I once was held hostage by a spider nearly the size of my hand. It was 1am and it was sitting above the door in my bathroom. I literally had a panic attack, cried for about 30 minutes (whilst hiding in the bathtub), and finally used my phone to call and wake up my parents, who had to unlock the door from the outside and kill it for me. This was about two or three weeks ago.

Woah. XD
Now just to confirm, how old are you? Jk. :P
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25th July 2015, 08:36 AM

omg Once there was a gigantic spider near the door of my house when I came home from school and literally I was scared to go inside my house because of the spider so I literally was like "Ok, run as fast as you can inside the house and then lock the door." So I did. Then when my mom came home she killed it. lol
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25th July 2015, 09:35 AM

I love spiders tho, that's killing an innocent living creature, but you're lucky I love giving people likes. +1
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25th July 2015, 11:01 AM

No, call 911 and ask for a rifle. That's the better way. Then fire at the spider. It will surely perish!

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25th July 2015, 12:50 PM

I hate spiders! I freak out when i see one then my mom would kill it XD
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25th July 2015, 09:38 PM

I remember i once walked into a spider web and suddenly turned into a ninja master. But why can my mom kill spiders, But i cant o.o Its really weird. Maybe cause shes an adult.
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25th July 2015, 10:07 PM

Sugar wrote on 24th July 2015 11:25 PM:
There are many people in the world afraid of spiders. Many people whom see spiders in there bathrooms and freak out. So here is how to kill a spider.

Step 1: Get a small tissue
Step 2: Carefully move close to the spider
Step 3: Slowly Slowly burn the house down.

Here is another way.

Step 1: Talk to the spider, Say "Hey little creature! Come let me pet you"
Step 2: Get a shoe as fast as possible
Step 3: Try to kill it with a shoe.
Step 4: If it gets away, Worry about if it goes in your room, If it did, I have no option but to use the first way.

I hope this helped!

Why should I use this guide when I do this!!?
1. Scream and run around until a parent enters the room and says LETS GET YOU TO THE DOCTOR CHILD YOU HAVE FLIPPIN BEEN SCREAMING FOR 63 HOURS.
2. Cry all the way to the doctors office.
3. act miserable after the doctors find out you have the flu.
4. When you get home act really miserable and tell your parents that the only thing that will make you happy is if the spider has it's own flippin grave.
5. slowly drop lava on the tombstone. that says R.I.P. Spider

Lol
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26th July 2015, 09:49 AM

THAT SHOULD TEACH YOU A LESSON KIDS!
When you see a spider the size of your pinkie finger nail, call 911.

Be safe.
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