Crimezone of OldCP Since 2013 - By #detectives


Chapter 1
A long time ago when OldCP was young (like v6) there was a competition called The Game of Mods. The three/four stage competition to this day is the grandest event on the entire DSGHQ, with over 5,000 different players in history competing in the tasks, all to become a moderator by winning. But this evening was to become historical, all for the wrong reasons.

Based Extract from the DSGHQ Wiki

When OldCP did not have Guards or a DSGHQ Agency, there was a small group of workers in the original OldCP agency. There were 3 different agents, all with code names (which are forgotten). But the identity of one of them is known still today. This particular agent had her first job, to inspect the game of mods stages. These agents were Inspectors mainly, to Inspect the Stages of the Game of Mods, or for short, STI (Stage Inspectors).

But this agent betrayed OldCP by abusing mod powers and banning everyone, even Damen Spike (who was online during the comp). Damen unbanned himself (because he has founder access) and deleted the traitor and banished them from OldCP (there was no DSGHQ back then, only the forum of oldcp). Damen also banned all Agents 'forever' (but he changed his mind for Guards).

So what now? Hacking started, OldCP got hacked by the traitor hacker agent and summoned people to the underground pool beneath the cove (mystery until discovered by Shuttle08 and Nicholas Angel). He had guns and aimed them on the victims. But nobody died. The traitor's name was 'rover'.

Later on, hacker cracker Rover hacker cracked his name to be white. But it was unhacked by Damen. Hacker cracker Rover was mad, so he hacker cracked guns for his friends who became also hacker crackers. Ages later, Rover's gang was teamed up with hacker cracker Mickey (evil owner of Disney). This Mickey was mean and not nice because he ruined CP. He's mad because people are quitting CP because membership sucks and pookies are taking over.

So Mickey joins OldCP and hacker cracks his penguin to be fat. Then he goes on the evil black email and says @ rover. "Wanna team up?". Rover replies "Yes".

Now the gang got hired by Mickey to steal stuff from OldCP and smuggle it to newcp so they can ruin CP even more by getting all the old cool stuff and stuffing it into their crappy pookie pet shop and town redesign which was clearly done by some cartoon expert with cell shading swagger. (and photoshop abuse)

Note: This story is not 100% accurate but it's drift is the truth

Rover decided to meet up and discuss their evil plan with Mickey's minions (most likely goofy dog or daffy duck).

"Get on with the bloody meeting before I pee myself!" Mickey said as his fat ass face wobbled
"Shut the crap up jack ass nobody needs your face in this!" Rover said
Mickey got well mad but remembered that he needs these guys to steal all the cool stuff from cool cp (oldcp.biz).

Rover said "Heres the plan homies, we blaa blaa..."
They discussed their plan and they got ready for their first hacker cracker theft.

(Please note pookies are real on oldcp too but not as many. CASHBACK!)

There was a party on oldcp one cool night, three bffs who were pookies met up to partay at the Night Club. (also known as the KNIGHT CLUB )

They partied and when they were done it was late (for pookies late is like 4 PM!)

They walked to their home in the dark night, and they said babye to eachother as they went to their separate igloos. This paticular pookie was a boy, and the other two were girls. This boy was called Gwin, he was related to Rocketsnail (he was his cousin). Rocketsnail passed his helmet down to this boy before he fled oldcp to save his blue ass from mickeys big one. But this helmet was valuable to.... MICKEH

Gwin opened his iggy and yawned. Time to feed meh puffle. He looked for the puffle food and grabbed it. He called for his puffle
"FOODIES!" Gwin said
But his puffle wasnt there! This is crazy!
Gwin panicked and looked all over the place, but still no puffle. Suddenly, he noticed there was a hole in the wall!

O M G! He climbed through the hole in the igloo which opened up to the back of his igloo in the cold night. The snow was fresh from the daytime and it was not snowing. He realized there were penguin footprints in the snow leading into the trees! He followed them.

Eventually, he arrived at the MINE SHACK! He was really confused
"WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?" he thought (we dont know if he thought this for sure)
He saw his puffle on the top of the roof shouting for help
O M G! Gwin climbed the mine shack (with drake pro climbing skill)
And he got to the roof. He got his puffle and said "There you are! I love woo so much!"
Suddenly, an evil guy dressed in black attacked him from the behind! Gwin slipped and dropped his puffle. He grabbed hold to the side of the roofing, struggling to hold on. He looked down O M G! A massive drop to the bottom!

Mwahahaha, the evil agent said. He kicked Gwin off the side and he landed in the snow. The agent went down, Gwin was still alive. He took the helmet off his head and smiled. He then finished Gwin off with a smack across the head.

Chapter 2
The cavalry was there already, mods and users stood a side whilst the DETECTIVES scouted the place out. Finally someone who knows what he is on about came.
He showed his badge and said Hey, the girls fainted with fandom. He took his glasses off and said "Letme take a look"

He immediately figured it out, "Yep of course he was murdered"
"MURDER?"
"Heck yes."

They went to have a drink whilst they decided to start an investigation.
"Time to start a god damn investigation" he said
"Yes" they said back

Who was he? Well of course he was Det Sgt Nicholas Angel (call him nicholarse angle if you want to mess)

He swagged the scene and got to work. He interviewed the pookies and figured it out
"I figured this thing out homies"

He laid down the cards and sipped the whisky. "It's your turn"
"What?" they said
He flicked his eyebrows and spat out the straw.
"Rocketsnails helmet"

He got to work searching for this god damn helmet. He met a dude who was a fan of detective angel
"Angel, my names Pieguy Ive come to work with chu"
"Beat it kid, I work alone" Angel said back
"But dude, I know where to get us some nice hot dogs" Pieguy said back
Angel stopped movin', he turned he's head and dropped down his shades
"Keep talking dawg" he replied

Next thing they were on the case together
"We gotta find thet helmet brah, and then we gotta find that theif and bust some rounds."
"Hell yeah" Pie said back
Suddenly on the police radio, "Sup homies, we got a situation at the book shop"
They put the hammer down and got there in a blink.
"Whats the situation officer?" Angel asked
"A pookie got her rare bunny slippers stolen"

"Dang, this theif is knocking about big time, time to get busting some robbers." Angel said
"Over there!" shouted Pieguy
Hell yeah, they both said. They found a notepad on a table
"Lets take a look at this baby" Angel said

In the notepad was the name DERRICK. "Time to find some sorry sucker" Angel said
They went looking for this guy, on their way they spotted a penguin that looked just like him! O M G
They chased his ass from the town all the way to the streets down the way. During the chase Derrick was gaining distance, he could almost see the finish line. But no, suddenly a big truck drove into his way and splatted Derrick all over the damn floor.

"This guy dead, check out his wallet" said Angel
Pie checked the dang wallet and found a couple of green sheets but no clues.
"Oh hell naw son, what we gonna do now?" Nicholas Said.

Two weeks later, the case was re opened when Pie guy figured something out
"Dude, you see these darn graphs in Derricks notepad? This pyramid thing got a formula on it. Bout time we cracked this thing"
Nicholas nodded lazily.
"Come on dude" pie said, "Dont be lazy"
Angel lit another cigar and smoked it reeeeal sllloww.
"Excuse me?" some sorry penguin said
"What?" Pieguy said
"I can help chu out, I got me some math skill I can crack them numbers for you." he said back
Angel woke up and flipped out his iPhone 7. He opened the calculator and said
"beat it kid, we dont need no speaking calculator, got one right here"
"But dude, I know where to get some real nice smoked fish"
Angel stopped smokin and lowered his shades, "Keep talking dawg"

Next thing three guys were hanging about round a table in a fish shop. They figured the numbers out and realized
"ITS A CO ORDINATE"
They all rushed toward the location, a load of mods followed. They arrived at the place but they were ambushed by 5 armed agents. They all put their hands up. They were in this pyramid place
"What kind of creepy religion crap is this?" angel asked
"Keep it quiet" Pie said back
"Who are you guys?" Angel asked
A voice came,
"We are the Black hawks"

Chapter 3
Angel, Pieguy and PenguinDSC were studying the derrick notepad. Suddenly Angel remembered,
"You see this drawing, look like a pool...."
"We already tried the pool, aint nobody there" replied DSC
"Hell yeah" Replied PieGuy
"Wait, I remember, you know when Rsnail and Gizmo were building the underground mine system?" Angel asked
"Nope" DSC said
"Well jack, they made two pools you asswipes. One pool next to the boiler room and one pool under the cove. But hell no, this pool was forgotten because it was too far away from the town."

That night Pieguy and Angel went to the cove.
" I guess we got to wait here till some sorry blackhawk comes to get in. " Angel said
"Hell yeah" Pie guy said.
2 hours passed and they were tired of playing t or d.
Angel got up and examined the floor whilst Pieguy helped.
"Over here! I found me a trap door." Angel said
They opened it, Angel got his pistol and torch and went down first. Pie guy followed.
"Hell, this place is real dark. Here, shine the torch around I need to see" Pieguy said

Suddenly, a dim light came on toward the far end of the pool. There was a figure standing there with a viking helmet.

"Hello there" the figure said
"Who the heck are you huh? You the thief?" Angel asked
"No. I am your worst Nightmare." the figure replied
Angel laughed
"Ahem. Angel, look." Pieguy said scaredly.
"What?"
Suddenly, they realized a thousand sniper lasers were on them.
"OH CRAP! Who are we dealing with here Pie?" Angel said
"Like I said, your worst nightmare" the figure aid back.
"Who are you jack ass?" Angel asked
"I'm Rover." said the figure
"Errr, whatever that means asswipe." Angel said
Suddenly a sniper went off and shot Pieguy to death!
"NOO!" Angel screamed. He cradled Pieguy in his arms. Suddenly the water of the pool began to rise
"THIS PLACE FLOODING!" Angel shouted
Rover laughed and Angel was being carried up towards the roof by the flood. He climbed up the ladder and got to the cove again before he drowned. Pieguy was dead... and more were next....

Chapter 4

Boom! The Lighthouse was under attack! 100 snipers were pointing at everyone! And the Yarr painting was stolen by blackhawks the day before. OH CRAP! said everyone

But the blackhawks were failing, the knights of oldcp cut down their rubbish gunmen and blew up their snipers. Rover was cornered,
"Wait!" he shouted, "Im just a little girl!"
"Shut ur face creep!" said a Knight
"I make a truce with oldcp, plz dont kill!" said Rover
"kk" Said the Knight.

Two weeks later, the lodge was attacked by black hawks. It said "ROVER LIED SO HE DIED" on the floor and rovers body was hung. It also said "WE HAVE A NEW LEADER"

It was Clawkson....

To be continued