Note: Been awhile since I've done these


Once upon a time, there was a girl named Coffeecow. Her fiance, Luffycow, was killed before the wedding. He had died of disease. Coffeecow became sad. Without a light to shine on her soul, who will she find next? That could only be answered by another penguin that wears light, Cysero. Cysero and Coffeecow met at a new restaurant, Afro's Diner. It had an robotic band, delightful food, and romantic candles. Coffeecow just sat alone. Thinking about life while looking at a window. Over at the window she saw two men walking. One wore shiny armor, cool shades, and a golden helmet. While one wore a hoodie, a blue scarf, and a green viking helmet. They walked into the restaurant. These two looked very charming. She gazed at the one in shiny armor. Two minutes of that. He was just beauti...


Saber: Yo! Dreamer! How's it going?
Coffeecow: Oh um hi!
Saber: What were you dreaming about? *looks over to the two boys she saw*
Saber: OHHHH I SEE!
Coffeecow: NO! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
Saber: I think it is...
Coffeecow: Can you plea-
Saber: You like the one in the sunshining armor don't ya?
Coffeecow: YEAH I LIKE NOT LO-
Saber: I think you do love him.
Coffeecow: NO! I DON'T!
Saber: Or is it the guy WITH him? In the GREEN viking helmet!
Coffeecow: NO! PLEASE! STOP IT!
Saber: Look it's ok! I won't tell nobody about it! Now which one ya like more? Poor or Rich. Detective or Knight Captain?
Coffeecow: They both look cute.
Saber: You only need one husband now pick.
Coffeecow: HUSBAND? CAN YOU SHUSH!
Saber: JUST PICK!
Coffeecow: I like that one! *points to salt*
Saber: THAT'S NOT AN OPTION!
Coffeecow: FINE! *points to cysero*
Saber: Well what you waiting for juliet? Go over there and ask him out!
Coffeecow: Ok fine.

At Cysero's table.

Mikey: Dude look at robots over there.
Cysero: They look pretty cool.
Mikey: I know right
Cysero: I wonder what kind of- *hears noise*
Mikey: Go on?
Cysero: *stares at coffeecow*
Mikey: You alright?
Cysero: *Keeps staring*
Mikey: OH I SEE!
Cysero: *wakes up* See what?
Mikey: You like one of those girls sitting at that table *points to coffeecow's table.
Cysero: I heard her screaming.
Mikey: She probably adores you.
Cysero: That's ridiculous mikey.
Mikey: You need her.
Cysero: WHAT?
Mikey: You've been dating Baffed for 2 days. Why don't you find a real woman.
Cysero: I love Baffed though.
Mikey: Baffed is not a woman Cysero.
Cysero: OK FINE! There is something I have to confess.
Mikey: You love one of them?
Cysero: YES! I do! I've always been wanting someone in my life. I dated baffed cause I was sad about it.
Mikey: When is baffed gonna know?
Cysero: DOESN'T MATTER!
Mikey: Ok geez
Franky the horse: *robot voice* Hello there! What would you like to order?
Mikey: I'll have a pengizza.
Cysero: same.
Franky the horse: Sorry, we do not have "same" on the menu.
Cysero: You're stupid you know that?
Franky the horse: Don't give me attitude young lady.
Cysero: ._. Ok I'd like a pengizza.
Franky the horse: Sorry, we do not have "pengizza" on the menu.
Cysero: I HATE YOU!
Franky the horse: Ok geez it was just a joke ma'am.
Cysero: STOP CALLING ME A GIRL!
Franky the horse: Stop yelling ma'am.
Cysero: *takes horse to parts and service and breaks the horse* ok where were we?
Mikey: O.O Look just go ask one of them out Juliet.
Cysero: *RAGES* YOU MEAN ROMEO?
Mikey:
*Coffeecow walks over*
Coffeecow: Hello there, what's your name.
Mikey: Oh my name is-
Cysero: *punches mikey* My name is cysero. Who is you?
Coffeecow: *giggles* My name is coffeecow.
Mikey: y u guise ignore me?



The two sat down at the table and really hit it off. But trouble was about to rain down any day.

To be continued.

P.S: It was way to long and my left arm hurts. I can't keep typing from here. Part 2 will come later.

You my friend, have a talented mind for literature.

hopefully that literature will never be about me

This is amazing, i'm like, STARING right into it, OMG, SOO AMAZING!! *likes* wait no.. *loves*, i wish , Gives trophies for BEST THINGY EVER!!
You are so Talented!! I WUV DIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You earned 6 Likes, congrats bruh!! ~Tomatoe

Best CP Love story ever. Great work Mikey OMG SORRY I MEANT TO LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I always knew cysero loved coffee

Cindie wrote on 22nd September 2015 04:23 PM:

Best CP Love story ever. Great work Mikey OMG SORRY I MEANT TO LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG I DID THE SAME TO YOURS OMG SORRRYYY

Mikey Septim wrote on 22nd September 2015 04:43 PM:

Cindie said on 22nd September 2015 04:23 PM:
Best CP Love story ever. Great work Mikey OMG SORRY I MEANT TO LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OMG I DID THE SAME TO YOURS OMG SORRRYYY

OMG I DID IT BACK THIS TIME ON PURPOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mikey, are you srs..?





+1 for creativity tough, as long as you keep it away from me.


-Orbay

Lylance wrote on 22nd September 2015 04:39 PM:

I always knew cysero loved coffee

ikr.their reactions together just seem weird to the point where it's like this.

~Mal Hunters

oh my god dude youre the best at writing stuff like this

I AM DIEING AT THE PART WHERE THE HORSE IS CALLING CYSERO A WOMEN XDDD LMAO.