Hello
I would like to say that I have graduated from P.U. (Swag University).
I have the highest grades there. Especially in Cheese class, where we learn why cheese comes from Homer Simpson's TV. On the day of my graduation, I grabbed a pink sparkly bazooka and accidently shot a donut with a mustache. I am in prison for that now. Somehow I managed to bribe the people who put me in prison with a penny. They accepted! I hope you enjoyed my retarded but beautiful story on how I married myself in front of Donald Trump.