These are the stories that young vampires were taught in their school on Dorval before the Southerners came in and changed their way of life and proved most of their myths to be true. Some myths include southerner's eating the eyes of vampire children, stealing all their presents, and melting their snowmen for no reason.


THE SOUTHERNER WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS
There was once a colony of vampires who were living happily and peacefully on another land. It was the night before Christmas and Pythas had already delivered the presents to all the vampires and their vampire children living in the colony. Everyone was asleep and could hardly wait to open the presents that Pythas had brought for them. But an evil southerner who lived on top of a tall hill had another plan. He could not stand to see the vampires happy for their blood drinking lifestyle offended him.

He went down to the village that night and stole all the presents from the vampires and their children while they were asleep. He used his hound to pull his sleigh. He managed to finish looting all the presents and get back to the top of the hill by dawn.

The vampires and their children woke up to see that their homes had been looted, all their presents and Christmas decorations were gone. Nothing was left! They all went outside to see if this had happened to their neighbors too. The vampire children cried and their parents cried too, they were good parents and didn't want to have their children disappointed for Christmas.

The southerner heard their crying and got a feeling. So he took the presents back down to the vampire colony. The vampires were all delighted. Until he lit all the presents on the sleigh on fire.

The southerner was stupid though, the vampires caught him. They decided a punishment. They decided to keep him alive and use him to feed off of for the rest of his life. The southerner lived to serve the vampires for a whole century after his capture.

The vampires celebrated that night after capturing the southerner, they feasted on traditional foods and drank their traditional drink, which was blood served in a wine glass.



Rudolph the Red Eyed Reindeer
Rudolph the Red Eyed Reindeer had two very shiny eyes
And if you ever saw them,
You would even say they glowed
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Pythas came to say
"Rudolph with your eyes so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the southerners caught him
And they gouged out his eyes and ate them o.o
And Rudolf the Red Eyed Reindeer was never ever seen again!



Frosty the Vampire
Frosty the Vampire was a jolly blood sucking soul. He had a bone pipe made from a southern person's bones. His eyes glowed red and he could see into others' souls.

Frosty the Vampire made the little children run and hide. And they were surprised when they saw him come to life that day. Pythas must have blessed that pint of blood they put in him. For when he received that transfusion, he started biting southerners and praising the Dark Lord.

Frosty the Vampire was alive as he could be. He was made of blood and ice and snow, much like Snowfalls (but he never claimed to be a beauty queen like her). He fought for the Dorval Vampires and all the sweet little vampire children, until he melted under the the magnifying glass that a southerner held to him in his sleep.

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Frosty go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Biting all the southerners