Still Mink
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27th March 2019, 06:22 PM
Hey guys its Mikee on the scene of iOldCP to report on the stupid news. Today a war for the North happened to take iBlue out of power and then rule the North under the leadership of "SerLaymen."
Who is SerLaymen? He's a 'godkiller' on OldCP, and his goal is to kill all the gods and take over the world I guess.
Battle of the Mountain
The benevolent gods of Vandi and Casie were killed by SerLaymen, while Lock tried to hold out. iBlue, the King of the North, died as well.
First Battle of Coldfort
The First Battle of Coldfort took place about 4:03 PM EST. 3 reapers named Kamien, Lord, and Lich had attacked the coldfort for a little while. They later retreated after taking a few lives
Skirmish at the Courtyard
A lil skirmish took place at the courtyard, a few were killed.
Interview
A brave reporter decided to interrupt their fighting for a quick interview with SerLaymen, heres a transcript.
Mikee: Wassup man, my broski, my patooski, how do you do.
SerLaymen: aye brother, wassup.
M: So what do you plan to do man?
SL: I want everyone to die, and be born anew.
M: Aye thats cool man, whats your endgoal?
SL: I want to create a new universe where I rule.
M: Will that universe support universal healthcare for our children?
SL: Yes, of course and free coffee toast.
M: Well, can't say I know what that is but it sounds awesome man. Thats all we have for today.
Seems like a nice guy yknow.
Skirmish at some igloo
War Knights raided a popular igloo the reapers were in and fought. Not a lot of them died. Suddenly, Sauron appeared tho.
Battle of the Void
The Void became a battle ground for awhile, in the beginning Sauron had agreed to help iBlue take back the North.
Jk, he died to Kamien, and then they beat him for like 10 minutes straight.
The Banshee later came to fight the reapers, and although he had the help of the Holiest man alive, Preston, he had fallen.
The Second Battle of the Coldfort
A few minutes after the Battle of the Void, the second battle of the Coldfort occurred.Victory for SerLaymen
SerLaymen claimed victory over the North, she now has agreed to peace and rules the North alone.
Extra Stuff:
Kepp and Alazib also were killed by SerLaymen
Well that was bad day, Imma go do stuff now, cya.
ALSO SHOUTOUT TO JENNA FOR SOME OF THE LOW-QUALITY BUT BRAVELY TAKEN SCREENSHOTS.
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27th March 2019, 07:15 PM
wait people are actually playing iOldCP? well well well nice stupid report mike
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28th March 2019, 01:26 AM
I keep forgetting that iOldCP exists, however, at this point, it seems more active than the regular OldCP. I may have to visit.
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29th March 2019, 12:05 PM
iOldCP will devour OldCP and users will make their own CZ from now on? Brexit!!!