Welcome to Here's the Stupid News with Mike! Reporting on all the things the other news reporters don't care about.

Yesterday, a joust for who will become the new Empire's Providence puppet Top Dogg was on! Many competed in the joust, including our own reporter, Mike!



Mike and 10 other dweebs competed for the title of Top Dogg, here are they here:



Some world renowned racist named Jenna was told to countdown from 10, not to get political, but very peculiar number here because according to the Rassmusen Report, **10** percent think cops are RACIST! Which must be true because 10% of these people said it was true.



After many deaths, including the passing of Mike, our reporter, Bean and Sike were the last two to fight.



And Bean WON!!! OMG OMG LEGEND!!!!!!



So now Bean is the new Puppet Top Dogg of Providence Isle, he rules under House Inferno and he has a chat. DON'T Join.


That's it for HTSN, our Reporter PolPot2 is apparently planning a new tier list video so stay tuned for that.

And that was the stupid news.