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Nook, Racism, and Warnings

Nook came on around Friday to show his true colors, as he accuses one of our reporters of being a demon just because of his skin color.



Nook says some stuff about Vaire, hinting at her appearance tomorrow. He blesses Turin, wishing him good luck



Meanwhile, our reporter is assaulted by Lush, after he accused of her of carrying meth in her vanity chest.



Our reporter is then backed into a corner by 4 men in suits, including Poe Brunt, a mafia leader. Poe accuses our reporter of online pedophelia. We have checked over his chat logs, we have found no such thing other than he loves his girlfriend very much.



One of the men, Timothy, is armed, and shoots a poor man named TossBoy, the men in suits are promptly arrested.



Back at the jail, the mafia battle our heroes at jail. Nobody wins, or loses.





Vaire Attacks!

Nook gathers everyone at Dorval, and has some spirits speak through him. Our reporter didn't quite understand what they wanted, but it looks like they want to team up with Gamer and Co. to kill Vaire through a backdoor.







Vaire is casted down into a mortal form, has a monologue, and starts fighting people at Skullbeach, Providence. This leads to many maiar casualties, including the death of Turin.





Vaire retreats and lets her lawyers deal with it. Then a Balrog.







Bargaining?

PoeBrunt came to make a deal with Nate, the current Top Dogg, offering weaponry and other goods for Providence. Nate did not show up, nor did he show up today.



The Proteo Gang cuts into the meeting and accuses Poe of taking his sister. This dialogue ensues.













Battle at Jail

Another battle at jail ensued today. This time, the mafia carried poison which affected almost everyone in the room, including Frenando. The Mafia division sent either retreated or was killed. Many others died in battle.



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Session

Emperor Regent Orbay held a session forbidding Maiar from fighting the Mafia as to balance the CZ. This decision would later be reversed.



Due to this, the Mafia leaders declared the Mafia would be better armed in order to take on Maiar. He also said that House Lord and House Ladies should be brought to the Liberty House tomorrow for a meeting.



Interviews

Our reporter, PolPot7, was able to interview two people, Gendry and Frenando, who were part of the Mafia. Feel free to watch them here.





Thank you, thank you, PolPot7. That'll be it for this weekend. This is HTSN, signing out.