Communist Party of Das

Workers of the Isles, hear me!

We have been oppressed under the czar's puppetry for too long! We must rise up on isles across the world.

The old Czar, Randy, has abandoned his isle, leaving it deserted and lost. We the people must stand up and seize the means of production. Only then will Das be great.

As the potential Das premiere I will set forth some proposals:

Factory Based Jobs

Collective farms aren't suitable here in the sandy isles, which is why the only to fuel the Das economy is through factory work. There will be a state-owned factory in Das, 3 people will be employed to make and sell weapons to other knights across other isles. This will help the users that died get their weapons back. Workers will be paid equally for their work. Das will have these 3 rules for getting weapons from us:

1. If you die once, Das will give you a free resupply if in a war.

2. If you die twice or more, you will be charged somewhere between 20-40k for weapons.

End of Kings

Das doesn't have all that fluid of passage to leadership with a monarchy. The Communist Party will help plan a system in which if a leader dies, there will already be a planned premiere by the leader to take over. The "King" of Das rank will be transitioned into a Chairman of Das.

Expansion of Military

House Guards will be necessary to help the military under the Communist Party. All House Guards are entitled to train for Das Knight and gain access to our factory-made weaponry. You may be loyal to your house, but you are also loyal to communism. You must take a communist oath before joining.

Special Das Training Days

If you are in the Das army, your knight captain will be required to train you every week to make sure your fighting skills are up to speed. They must train you every week for at least 5 minutes. Failure of the Knight Captain to train their fellow knights every week or not enough will result in their expulsion.

Vegan Bar

Das is a pretty dark place, and it could use a bar or two to liven up the place. Under the Communist Party, a vegan bar will be set up somewhere in the isle (to be debated). Communists must make healthy choices.

2 Month Clock

Some leaders don't do much for their isles, leading to the kingship being just a title and not much of special rank. Under the Communist Party, a military order will be installed that if the Communist leader fails to do anything for the isle or is inactive for 2 months, the knight captain must execute an order to take over the isle by force.
This ensures that the isle never has to be invaded.

Give me your best criticism in the comments while you're still allowed to and if you agree, vote for the Communists in the coming Das elections.