(I know its a dead meme, but it works well so I don't care)

Today is Labor Day fellow patriots.

Labor Day is a celebration for the working class. America celebrates the people that keep it going.

I am running for Das King to empower the working class and create a work haven to benefit all fellow penguins.

Proposals from the Communist Party Here!

I have also wanted to add a few bonus proposals for Das.

1. New Flags

As a vexillologist, Das needs new flags around. Although the snake on a blue banner may tend well to its history, it's a history that exists no more. A history of darkness and enemies we have fought prior. We want to honor the people who liberated Das, and a new banner shall be made to spread across the Das islands.

2. Cell Service

Das is an abandoned island without cell service! It's ridiculous! Cell towers will be put in place for this island, so no one gets stranded again.

3. Das Medics

Should any wars break out on Das, an exclusive Das medic rank shall be made to heal soldiers in battle when Wizards are not available for the isle. They are not wizards, and will only get access to "/heal" and maybe even "/cure." They may only help in Das affairs and other island affairs with permission.

4. Exclusive Weaponry

Das Knights will be given exclusive swords that I or someone else will make. This sword will be about as strong as an iron sword and will look very cool, I promise.



See you workers at voting!