Hello, it's your reporter and NOT DAS KING PolPot2 here.

Today I bring news that will make you happy and make you sad, but hey we're in the business of making you uncomfortable anyway.

The New King of Das

A vote was held to determine the new King of Das. I was totally snubbed, but Zpheal wasn't. He won over all the users with his Brazilian charm! This is a glorious for not just Das, but the nation of Brazil. Bolsanaro said that his crowning as King was "totally fire."



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Lush Resigns!

Unfortunately, and it is with a heavy heart I bring you this news, Lush has resigned her position as Emperor Helper. This was a heartbreak to many. But as Grand Moth Wise Kutya said, "Don't let this be a day of mourning, smile that she was here."



In honor of Lush, we solemnly play the National Anthem of her birth country, the United States.



That's all for this news report. Cya around.