Today's crimezone started with Angel Cobo logging in and attacking Olorin. He attacked Olorin because he wished to take Totten's hand in marriage. After a few people fought back against Angel, he went back to his homeland. He announced Olorin to be KOS on his land, as well as Flame who apparently intimidates Angel. The men stepped outside and a brief scuffle took place. During this scuffle, somehow Sriram ended up getting killed.

Angel left for awhile and when he came back, I decided to try to help Totten by getting him set on marrying a different woman. Angel said he needs his wife to be a strong woman and so I told him that Totten is weak, but Ariana is strong and would be able to kill many people for him. Ariana and him spoke in Spanish to each other a little bit. It was a beautiful beginning to their relationship.

The newly weds went back into CoboFort and Angel wished for Ariana to sit upon his throne. Wilfred was in the way though, and so rather than asking Wilf to move, Angel ruthlessly killed the man. He also revealed that Ariana is his 13th wife. What happened to the other 12 wives? Are they still alive? We may never know...
How nice it must be to have a husband who will kill just so that his wife can have a nice place to sit. Angel did not wait long before demanding that Ariana produce a male heir for him. He was mostly worried that someone would be assassinating him shortly as Flame had declared Solaris to be at war with Cobia. It was surprising to everyone, especially Ariana, when she gave birth not even five minutes after they married.
Angel was not happy when Ariana tried to pick out a girl to be their newborn child. So Angel took matters into his own hands and said "the person whom I kiss will be our son." He then left the room and went out into the courtyard and kissed none other than.....
TURQUITO10! iBlue tried to also get in on this kissing to become a son action but Angel paid him no attention. Part of why Angel desired Turquito to be his son is because Turquito is Spanish. Congratulations Turquito, son of Ariana and Angel Cobo!

After this, MotherVulture showed up. She pecked Angel Cobo and then flew over to Miromeski. She bit him because she was hungry and he fed her goblin meat. Miro is a really appealing looking snack for MotherVulture as she desires to eat goblin meat rather than penguin meat. She did not stick around long though as a Faceless One showed up and attempted to murder the poor bird. The Faceless One then spoke with Wilf to try to get him to join the Shinobi order. He appealed to Wilf's desire for involvement and to his very strong desire of having a family that he is truly accepted into and considered to be an equal of everyone else in the family, something which he does not have now as Damen will not recognize him to fully be a Prince. The Faceless One told him that as a Shinobi Ninja, he will be considered to be a brother to the rest of the Shinobi. Wilf accepted his offer.

Wilf's first task as a member of the Shinobi is to kill MotherVulture. It won't be until after he fulfills this task that he will get his weapons. Due to this unfair task and because the Faceless One (Ash) attempted to kill my mother, I got in a minor scuffle with him. He was kind of sexist and did not believe that a woman would be able to defeat him. A while into the scuffle, he revealed that the Shinobi have a secret attack that can one hit a maia.

And with that, the fight ended and Ash talked to Wilf once again. Ash revealed that there were three masks. The mask of Deception, The mask of Vengance, and a mask of which he failed to list the name of, but perhaps Mike's observation about it is correct...
Ash said that the three masks together can bring back the overloard of the Oni (the Oni no longer exist). Then Ash reveled that the Mask of Deception allows the wearer to defeat three opponents in combat but it bring swift death as well as honor to the wearer. The mask of Hatred allows the wearer to become stone and invincible to attacks. The third mask was said to grant the wearer the power of having four limbs. This mask is known to have been destroyed but the other two have been lost throughout time.

After discussing the masks, Ash told Wilfred of the deed he must carry out before he gets his shinobi weapons and ranks. This deed, I might remind you, is to kill MotherVulture. After he slays MotherVulture, he will also become a lieutenant of the Shinobi Order. Then he mentioned that Wilf would also have to help kill FatherVulture, who is bigger, stronger, and more intimidating than MotherVulutre. After a brief scuffle, which Ash started and in which no one died, he left.

I AM THE KING!

Awesome. Now I know what’s up with the CZ because I read it this time

This is a really really good report. Well done Loki

EGod wrote on 23rd September 2019, 02:39 AM:

I AM THE KING!

u rly are tbh

Great report Loki!