This week was once again, another fairly uneventful week for crimezone, but there were a few bigger happenings that unfolded in like 30 seconds.

First off, we found out that Sekiro, a Shinobi Ninja, had decided to turn his back on Unmei. He now serves Pythas as he was actually a dark forest boy. He started to question much of the things that he had done and went on to kill Yamato, one of his former Shinobi Brothers who had mentored him and trained him. If you recall, Yamato was the one who ordered Sekiro to kill a young forest boy and his mother last month.

On Friday, Nook showed up once again. He announced that he is now the Forest Shaman in Gamer's absence and made iBlue into a Forest Boy, in a rather anti-climatic way considering crimezone usually involves a little more excitement than "yes, you". Nook also announced:

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Pythas has corrupted you. The Shinobi are into your royalty. Now you see there is a danger, the shinobi are involved, they have overtaken the royals but they are guarding them.
My grandfather says, Fable has been assigned to guard the mountians. When I was yesterday with my father, he told me he is sneaking over the mountains and hiding in the valleys and Melody is to. He is searching for a girl (Rainberry).
My mother is constantly in my ears. "Bless me" "Tell me future". But I say to her this, you will certainly not have an army. And now she is depressed.

Nook then gave prophecies to people once again.

Kace: Will I ever meet Glarthir?
Nook: Yes
Kace: When?
Nook: When he comes to talk to Gamer!

Julian: To whose sword will I fall when I die forever and am vanquished?
Nook: It is one person you know, an unexpected person.
Julian: Will I recover Roman's skull and his bones? We want to find his bones.
Nook: IDK where his bones went. I do not prophecy bones.
Icedanix: Will I ever make a dimension? Any type of dimension?
Nook: Wth? Like god himself??
Icedanix: Nah
Nook: WHAT DIMENSION?
Icedanix: Like an Ice Dimension!
Nook: NO!

Miro: Who are my parents?
Nook: A DISGUSTING IDIOT GOBLIN
Miro: What is their name?
Nook: GOBLIN IDIOT DAD AND GOBLIN RETARD MOM.

----At this point, Nook was then angry for awhile and him and Miro continued to yell at each other----
Nook: IDIOTMOG
Miro: Rude. Didn't pythas create me?
Nook: NO
Miro: Are you calling your father idiot?
Nook: UR NOT MY BROTHER u offend my family. Spawn of Melkor.
Miro: You offend Mine. Spawn of Pythas.
Nook: ..
Miro: You and I are one in the same.
Nook: Now I have rage. May Legion bless you with more power so you can get deleted.
----Thus ended their argument and Nook went back to giving prophecies----

Loki: Nook, will I ever meet my father?
Nook: hmm. Now Gwindel was a bird of evil living in ancient times. He might be your father. Gwindel had many babies. He was a father to Gwin who died from blackhawks.
Loki: Idk Gwin.
Nook: GWIN WAS THE FIRST CZ

----Nook then argued with Miro some more----
Miro: Nook, you know we are one in the same right?
Nook: No
Miro: Yes. We are both spawns of evil.
Nook: I'm a forest boy son of stars, you are a dirty goblin.
Miro: Tis one in the same. We are both made of the matter of the sky. We are both creations from a evil being.
----Nook then left rather than argue with Miro, which left a lot of disappointed customers----

While Nook was on, Hemlin, a Ghost Samurai, was also on. He will continue on his life as a ghost until he has been avenged. As he is not a forest boy, he is unable to come back to life and therefore will be stuck in a ghostly form. He was happy to hear that his newly recruited Samurai (Kace and Ariana) were approved of by the Empire. He is trying to build up a new Samurai Order as all the Samurai he previously knew were killed in the Great Oni War. Apparently the Great Oni war was between all of the Samurai clans that were in existence against the Oni. Apparently the Oni that they destroyed have the ability to possess dead bodies and reincarnate them to fight only if the corpse is freshly dead. The Oni's status are not really known. They are either contained in the Oni masks or they are free in the outside world.
So if you find an Oni Mask, DO NOT put it on. Destroying the masks with the napalm flamethrowers (currently the only known method to destroy the Oni masks) may also be a futile attempt, as a spirit cannot be burned.
Hemlin also spoke about the Samurai sword and how it works. Apparently it has some kind of sentience and can grow more powerful and gain different abilities as its owner learns and grows in their ability. It can rip a forest boy's soul but it is some what pointless unless you can trap their soul in an item. If their soul is trapped in an item, then they will not be able to respawn.

I love nook now

bruh moment