hey, it's me the news guy, reporting the news on these LOSERS.


Anyway, let's get to everyone's least favorite celebration, Player of the Month. Where we congratulate people for having some reason to still play the game. hoo-wee

Horse came in 5th place, he didn't even bother to show up for that. (I wouldn't have either).

Bryn came in 4th, she didn't even care to get her picture taken so we had to force it.



Turquito came in 3rd, yippee.



Omg look its the second place guyyyyy Kevin. Hoo wee, must've been a good 4 days and 17 hours you wasted.



But hooolllld up guys here comes the big boy, probably he thinking he better than everybody, Victoralex. Look at how he happy he looks he probly like "I'm victor look at how cool I am, i'm so in my own head rn"



Oh my god, look how adorable and cool they all look standing above up mortals for not playing the game as long as them.



Kev had a speech but everyone has speeches. Bush had a speech for 9/11. I bet Kev thinks his is wayyyy cooler.

The best part about this was the proletariat decided it would be a good idea to rise up.



Alright thats it, later losers. Cya next year.


Disclaimer: this is obviously all jokes, I don't hate these people. Congratulations.