I have spent most of my OLDCP life trying to look out for users.
For a long time i have done nothing but try to assist new users,
of course i never get credit for these things. I have felt myself slide
between the cracks of modhood, though i have been a good trust
worthy user. It seems nobody ever wants to give me a chance,
like "I choose wilf to be mod after me" or something, its always
me at the bottom. I'm tired of being a user.

I willfred, want to a mod. This is a long time dream of mine.
I ask you this in good faith, please.

I've been here so long.
And all i wanna do is repay the community with my service.

Good luck! I believe you'd make an amazing moderator.