Defendant: Jay
Defendant’s Attorney: EbonJaeger
Date of Case: 5/7/2020
Time of Hearing: 4 PM EST/9 PM GMT
Judge: Empress Helper Sled
Sentenced for: Attacking users randomly

Court Report
Sled: Today we gather under extreme circumstances. Although we cannot talk to each other we will get justice. Jay is accused of attacking randomly. Jay please DM me your side of the story.

Jay: I trained with a club andI thought it was allowed since it's not a rule and it does 0 damage.

Sled: You seem to have been accused of attacking randomly, please explain why.

Jay: FALSE REPORTS! The people hate Jay!

Sled: This isn’t about hate or love, it’s about facts of the law bro nah legit.

Sled: I will now hear from Jay’s lawyer, Ebon.

Ebon: While it is true that Jay swung a club, he did not attack others. On top of that, the club does 0 damage, and thus is not a true weapon. Counsel recommends sentence of time served already.

Sled: I will now hear from the eyewitness, Door Swag.

Door: We were in jr nighttown and Jay had his globlin club out swinging and I asked if it was against the rules and he said it took no damage. He then proved that it did no damage by “attacking” me and it didn’t do any damage. He didn’t really attack.. He just swung and did no damage. Practically no different from the wooden sword. #freejay

Sled: I will now prove that the goblin club does no damage by hitting Jay.

[Sled hits Jay, does no damage]

Sled: I will now hear a recommended sentencing from Tasha.

Tasha: I’ll listen to the words of EbonJaeger, Lawyer, PhD, and let Jay off with the sentence he’s already had which was time in jail.

Sled: As we know your club does no damage, though many others might not know.Please only use a wooden sword. ANy other weapon is not allowed to be pulled unless you are fighting in a joust even if it is glitched with no damage.You never know when it will be fixed.

Verdict
Guilty. Time served.

Awesome court report! I am glad to see that justice was served this day. I would like to submit also that my client was not found guilty of attacking users, but rather of weapons misconduct.

Really, what kind of justice system is this? AMEND THE TRIAL SYSTEM ON OLDCP! (Jay did not require a hearing at all, they deserved to be let go for misunderstandings.)

Thanks for the court report Dice! I couldn’t make the trial today, so I appreciate it! +1

Wonderful report!! I always love when you make reports.

Under 'Imperial Laws (South)' is says: You must not engage your arms without legitimate cause (self defence or command).

Jay is guilty. Only wooden swords are used for training. Goblin clubs can indeed take damage. Therefore, I agree with the verdict and Sled is wise. She is now known as 'Sled the Shrewd'.

Damen wrote on 7th May 2020, 06:44 PM:

Under 'Imperial Laws (South)' is says: You must not engage your arms without legitimate cause (self defence or command).
Jay is guilty. Only wooden swords are used for training. Goblin clubs can indeed take damage. Therefore, I agree with the verdict and Sled is wise. She is now known as 'Sled the Shrewd'.

Goblin club is broken but I understand it could have been fixed and there's small possibility it could have done damage. Sorry, I didn't think this through.

JAY = SCUM