14th May 2020
103 views
103 views
CZ Summary #1 | Shadow Office
Member
122 posts
1,228
Seen 19th August 2023
14th May 2020, 08:36 PM
As the CO (Crap Office), don't bother doing anything, I will summarise today's events for everyone as best as I can. (If I refer to myself in the third person it's bc it's weird enough that I have to report my own crimes lol).
Pt 1: The Theft of the Throne
On Tuesday a session was held at thrones. As usual, Damen took questions at the end of the session from users in the crowd. The final question was given to Jdutr who came forth... then suddenly...
The throne was stolen by Jdutr in broad daylight.
Pt 2 Damen Negotiates the return of the Throne
After the throne was missing for 3 days, Damen decided to meet with Jdutr (along with Sled and Major), in order to bargain for the handing over of the famous Toblerthrone.
Various offers such as 2 million gold were presented by the Drakes, however, it was not enough. Becoming tired of such low offers, Jdutr cursed prince Majorhalo with great sickness, causing his father to panic.
Jdutr demanded that Damen and the Empire submit to Myfort and hand over the DRAKE generic military. He slid Damen a contract and let it be known that if the terms were broken, MajorHalo would not recover and that the rest of his family would be cursed also. Damen proclaimed "I SUBMIT TO MYFORT!" before signing the contract.
Pt 1.5 The cover-up
Before the negotiations took place, the great Empress Helper Sled held a trial for Void who was accused of killing an unarmed account in the North. Interestingly enough, when Sled went to check the room... THE THRONE WAS THERE!?! Now, surely this must have been an illusion, for Jdutr would not steal a throne just to return it without gaining anything... right!? These were the thoughts of Jdutr also (who was annoyed that it had indeed returned), and so he asked Sled to hide the throne so "as not to confuse other people".
The throne was then hidden behind a curtain and replaced by a (rather stylish) pink beanbag. Nobody suspected anything....
Pt 3. Drawing back the curtains
Now, as stated in part 2, Damen submitted to MyFort and signed the contract handing over the DRAKE military on the condition that the throne was found back in the throne room.
Once signed, Jdutr led all 3 admins to the throne room to return the throne. The punchline?..... The throne had been there all day and had been covered up by Sled at the trial earlier without Damen being informed. This meant that Damen had done the unthinkable in vain and it was all for nothing...
A great trick had been played on both Sled and Damen and it left the Empire in a very vulnerable situation. The throne was never stolen, but instead, it had been hidden through the power possessed by Myrus. (Jdutr does not have trousers with large enough pockets to fit a throne in!)
Damen, therefore, decided that submitting to Myfort could have been prevented if only Sled and he had been more observant, meaning that it was ultimatley their fault.
As a punishment, Damen made Sled and himself a healer and exiled both admins from the South for one week. Sled was not happy that she had been tricked and punished for this....
Pt 4 War of the women
In place of Sled and Damen, Chelsey was selected by Raindrop to uphold the peace of the kingdom and the wishes of the Drake dynasty.
Now, as mentioned, Sled was unhappy at her punishment and disobeyed Damen's order that she be exiled for one week. Chelsey, sworn to act on behalf of Raindrop and her Lord brother Damen, warned Sled multiple times that she must flee southern land or risk being executed. This did not stop Sled, still enraged at her punishment.
Chelsey then gave the order for a DRAKE agent (still under the control of the Empire as Damen chose to break his contract and receive sickness as result), to execute Sled. Shots were then exchanged until...
Sled was killed by the Empire she had served so long.
Pt TBC
The empire is currently as divided as ever as users take sides both with and against the empire. Only time will tell what happens next...
Pt 1: The Theft of the Throne
On Tuesday a session was held at thrones. As usual, Damen took questions at the end of the session from users in the crowd. The final question was given to Jdutr who came forth... then suddenly...
The throne was stolen by Jdutr in broad daylight.
Pt 2 Damen Negotiates the return of the Throne
After the throne was missing for 3 days, Damen decided to meet with Jdutr (along with Sled and Major), in order to bargain for the handing over of the famous Toblerthrone.
Various offers such as 2 million gold were presented by the Drakes, however, it was not enough. Becoming tired of such low offers, Jdutr cursed prince Majorhalo with great sickness, causing his father to panic.
Jdutr demanded that Damen and the Empire submit to Myfort and hand over the DRAKE generic military. He slid Damen a contract and let it be known that if the terms were broken, MajorHalo would not recover and that the rest of his family would be cursed also. Damen proclaimed "I SUBMIT TO MYFORT!" before signing the contract.
Pt 1.5 The cover-up
Before the negotiations took place, the great Empress Helper Sled held a trial for Void who was accused of killing an unarmed account in the North. Interestingly enough, when Sled went to check the room... THE THRONE WAS THERE!?! Now, surely this must have been an illusion, for Jdutr would not steal a throne just to return it without gaining anything... right!? These were the thoughts of Jdutr also (who was annoyed that it had indeed returned), and so he asked Sled to hide the throne so "as not to confuse other people".
The throne was then hidden behind a curtain and replaced by a (rather stylish) pink beanbag. Nobody suspected anything....
Pt 3. Drawing back the curtains
Now, as stated in part 2, Damen submitted to MyFort and signed the contract handing over the DRAKE military on the condition that the throne was found back in the throne room.
Once signed, Jdutr led all 3 admins to the throne room to return the throne. The punchline?..... The throne had been there all day and had been covered up by Sled at the trial earlier without Damen being informed. This meant that Damen had done the unthinkable in vain and it was all for nothing...
A great trick had been played on both Sled and Damen and it left the Empire in a very vulnerable situation. The throne was never stolen, but instead, it had been hidden through the power possessed by Myrus. (Jdutr does not have trousers with large enough pockets to fit a throne in!)
Damen, therefore, decided that submitting to Myfort could have been prevented if only Sled and he had been more observant, meaning that it was ultimatley their fault.
As a punishment, Damen made Sled and himself a healer and exiled both admins from the South for one week. Sled was not happy that she had been tricked and punished for this....
Pt 4 War of the women
In place of Sled and Damen, Chelsey was selected by Raindrop to uphold the peace of the kingdom and the wishes of the Drake dynasty.
Now, as mentioned, Sled was unhappy at her punishment and disobeyed Damen's order that she be exiled for one week. Chelsey, sworn to act on behalf of Raindrop and her Lord brother Damen, warned Sled multiple times that she must flee southern land or risk being executed. This did not stop Sled, still enraged at her punishment.
Chelsey then gave the order for a DRAKE agent (still under the control of the Empire as Damen chose to break his contract and receive sickness as result), to execute Sled. Shots were then exchanged until...
Sled was killed by the Empire she had served so long.
Pt TBC
The empire is currently as divided as ever as users take sides both with and against the empire. Only time will tell what happens next...
2,224 posts
1,576
Seen 31st August 2023
CrimeSolvers 
Inferno 
Topaz 
Imperials 