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21st May 2020, 06:54 PM
ok first up i want to apologize for any spelling errors or missed lyrics in the raps below, y'all don't know how difficult it is to have 4 sections of ur screen, moderate in one section and memorize + type raps in another, especially if they're being copied.. ANYWAYs i tried my best, the whole report in total is over 1000 words long so im not gonna go through and edit every single bit so thank u.
Rhyme ‘n Slime
ROUND ONE
First up: Ian vs Chopper
I was not present for this.
Battle One Winner: Ian
Second Battle: Sugar vs Bakon
Sugar’s rap:
I guess you could say I’m a bit of a diva if you think im not taking a W you’re tripping on stivarga my bars are so fire they’ll have you hiding in Ibiza ur hairline's probably up the tower of pisa keep acting like ur all dat but Sriram wuldn’t even wanna be ya 15 year old call you jojo siwa. u the kinda guy to cry after having some paprika stick to singing buddy ur bars make me wanna have some amnesia by the time u make it out of the oldcp hood ill be on a flight to Indonesia im a piece of art u can call me mona lisa ur teeth are probably greener than a margarita khal took an L after finding out Courtney wasn’t a senorita I bet ur the same height as the leader of North Korea
Bakon's Rap:
Sugar ua dwarf 5 fit tree stump look at your eczema I bet u seeing bumps my money come in stacks call them lumps I rap fire no cap destroy u faster than I ran the lap on the track not talking cross country sugar u a dwarf wrong kind of shawty I come from the UK no question my rhymes so good put u in detention im moving mad call it elentary im sweet ur sour ur sugar im flour SCREW THE TIME I GO ACAPELLA
Battle Two Winner: Bakon
Special Guest: LIL KHAL K
Khal’s Feedback:
I HAVE SOMETHINGS TO SAY. FIRST OFF HARRY OK FIRST OFF I WASN’T HERE FOR ROUND 1 BUT ROUND 2…….. THAT WAS CRAZY. SUGAR. UR FLOW WAS GOOD BUT U STUTTERED WITH ONE LINE. U GOTTA BE CONFIDENT. NO QUESTION MARKS. NOW BAKON, AT FIRST I WAS WORRIED. BUT YOU OK. AIGHT BAKON U WERE GOOD U SAVED URSELF IT WAS AIGHT THO BUT NEXT TIME FLOW MORE. AIGHT? OK THAT’S MY FEEDBACK.
Battle Three: Zin vs Chopper
Zin’s rap:
IM SIN ALL I DO IS WIN I DON’T SAY IHI I SAY KEYS TO THE BENZ. IM NO CHUCKEN BUT UM THE HEN AFTER THIS YOU’LL BE IN THE LIONS DIN HAHA jk IM THE GOAT AND YES ZIN IS DOING WELL NEVER STOPS SINGING UNTIL SHE SOUNDS LIKE GAZELLE IMMA DO IT ON MY OWN NOW ALE KID CHOP GONNA FLOP HE A LOSER NON STOP HE JUST GOT DROPPED HE JUST GOT POPPED. IF U THINK UR GOOD UR MISTAKEN KID U GONNA TEACH ME WHO I CAN BE? LET ME TELL U UR MOM GIVE U A SIMP BAN
Chopper’s Rap:
FIZZA AND I ARE TOGETHER FOREVER U A CHICKENBAE LOOK AT YOUR FEATHERS WANNA BEAT ME? U GOTTA GET BETTER REPPING GUCCI U WEARING THE SKECHERS I GOT THE STRAP SO FAST LOKI CHOKES ON HER WHOPPER WHEN I COME ON THE BEAT IM A SHOW STOPPER ZIN WINNING? NOW THAT’S A SHOCKER. U GET UR BARS OFF RHYMEZONE IM WITH BAKON. WE REPPING CRIMEZONE.
Battle Three Winner: Chopper
WINNER OF ROUND 1: Chopper
ROUND TWO
Battle One: Wilf vs Harry
Harry’s Rap:
Yeah its me the real king of snaildom wilf be acting up cause I pulled up with his mom they call me lycodine cause I bite off u thumb im a monster u a peasant I can throw about u got the vibe of an 11 year old scout u think you’re all this but ur prolyl built like a green sprout I be mean but also remember my name harry I be crazy also look for the gummy bear album in November 13
Wilf’s Rap:
UR RSAPS ARE SO UN-ORIGINAL I SHOULD GIVE KHAL ‘EM. UR AFRO REMINDING ME OF A COSBY HALLOWEEN LOOK. AND THE LAST TIME U WERE FUNNY IT WAS OIN MY SHOW. SO THE SUM IT UP I GOT PRIDE FOR YOU BUT YOU’RE 80’S STYLE HAIR CUT DOESN’T DESERVE ANY FAME.
Battle One Winner: Harry
SEMIFINALS:
Battle One: Harry vs Bakon
Harry’s Rap:
Listen bakon let me be f rim not that type too be chasing people’s liies my bars go hard they make you go off the rails I can so much I can make u turn stale ur welsh u aint got talent.
Harry leaves. Bakon wins by default. Bakon moves on to the finals.
Battle Two: Ian vs Chopper
Chopper’s Rap:
YEA IAN BUT IMMA CALL U WEND FACING ME U JUST REACHED UR END WE ALL KNOW THAT SPOKE BROKE UR HEART IM STILL WITH THE STU NUMBER ONE ON THE CHARTS. U THOUGHT U COULD BEAT ME THAT’S NOT EVEN SMART THE STU BE WRITING THIS ART.
Ian’s Rap:
I4NN RICH MY MONEY FAT CALL IT [[i]REDACTED by me. I hold respect for the person who was said here.[/i]] IM ON A DATE W UR MOMS SHE DON’T EVEN KNOW ME YO FALLIN OFF HOMIE SLOWLY UR MOM AND YO AUNTIE I GOT THE ICEY DRIP I BE FLAUNTIN YUH YUH YUH I PULL UP IN A FOREIGN ISSA EEANER MY GIRL SEE AN EEANER I TAKE HER TO DINNER AND I DUMP EER AND I DON’T LOVE HER IM W YO SISTER I DON’T NEED NO BEAT IM A PROFESSIONAL ISSER I GOT VLONE AND SUPREME IMMMA DAMN DRIPPER I POPPA TAP HOMIE CALL ME TRIPPER YO RAPS TRASH I EAT THEM FO DINNER.
Ian wins. He advances to the Finals.
[Khal freestyles on VC. I’m not there]
FINALS:
Battle One: Ian vs Bakon on VC
I’m not there for either.
Battle One Winner: Bakon
Battle Two: Bakon vs Khal on VC
I’m not there for either.
Battle Two Winner: Bakon
Winner of Rhyme & Slime: Bakon
Congratulations to Bakon and good job to all who participated. My eyes have not recovered fully.
EXTRA NEWS!
- Flame is being trialed for war crimes and warring South. You can get more information here.
- Orbay has been named KOTN following iBlue's resignation.
- Damen will be hosting a Create Conference on Saturday at 4 PM EST.
ok bye.
You'll never silence my voice, no, I won't go.
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21st May 2020, 07:03 PM
EbonJaeger wrote on 21st May 2020, 06:57 PM:
Getting the raps down in text for this must have been a nightmare. Great report!
I didn't blink for a full 5 minutes. It was worse when it was evident they were copy/pasting because it only gave me 3 seconds to read the lyric before the next one came so many of this was me relying purely from memory and a lot of lyrics aren't there. I had to cut someone's lyric because i didn't wanna offend another person. it was hell, to say the least. but it was fun. i type fast no worries
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