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5th June 2020, 05:38 AM
ALL BOW DOWN TO THE NEW KING OF COBIA YOU SCUM- *cough* Hey guys thanks for attending my (eventful) coronation yesterday *cough*
AS THE ALL NEW DARK AND POWAFUL LEADER As king I will outline some improvements that I will be looking to make:
1) Orc Spa
2) Orc Bar with dartboards featuring Kace and Turin’s face on them
3) Cavetroll washing facilities (think a giant car wash but for giant orcs)
4) A MyConian summer school for parents to send there kids to in order to make them more POWAHFUL
5) A goblin ran Coffee Shop and nightclub (we already have the REAL signs still..)
Most importantly....
6) The purchase of Cobofort Military rebranded to MYFORT.
You may remember when the throne disappeared a few weeks ago...
You might also remember that in order for the throne to be placed back, Damen submitted MyFort and signed a contract saying that he would hand over the DRAKE military, otherwise he and his family would be plagued with a great sickness.
So far, THIS CONTRACT HAS NOT BEEN UPHELD! Is Damen not a man of his word??? Luckily for him, the grace of LEGION has spared him and his family so far. However, patience is now running thin and I certainly say this:
If this demand for a great MYFORT military is not met (stacked with the same POWAH that Drake has or more), his family, namely Empress Raindrop, will be plagued until the incurable sickness becomes too much for them to handle...
I will be willing to smelt 1x golden Cobia Lion (24 karat gold and worth probably like 2mil ngl) in order to sweeten the deal.
If this long overdue deal is not met before 4pm EST on Saturday, we will be forced to make alternative proceedings.
Yours sincerely and kind regards,
Jdutr King of Cobia
1) Orc Spa
2) Orc Bar with dartboards featuring Kace and Turin’s face on them
3) Cavetroll washing facilities (think a giant car wash but for giant orcs)
4) A MyConian summer school for parents to send there kids to in order to make them more POWAHFUL
5) A goblin ran Coffee Shop and nightclub (we already have the REAL signs still..)
Most importantly....
6) The purchase of Cobofort Military rebranded to MYFORT.
You may remember when the throne disappeared a few weeks ago...
You might also remember that in order for the throne to be placed back, Damen submitted MyFort and signed a contract saying that he would hand over the DRAKE military, otherwise he and his family would be plagued with a great sickness.
So far, THIS CONTRACT HAS NOT BEEN UPHELD! Is Damen not a man of his word??? Luckily for him, the grace of LEGION has spared him and his family so far. However, patience is now running thin and I certainly say this:
If this demand for a great MYFORT military is not met (stacked with the same POWAH that Drake has or more), his family, namely Empress Raindrop, will be plagued until the incurable sickness becomes too much for them to handle...
I will be willing to smelt 1x golden Cobia Lion (24 karat gold and worth probably like 2mil ngl) in order to sweeten the deal.
If this long overdue deal is not met before 4pm EST on Saturday, we will be forced to make alternative proceedings.
Yours sincerely and kind regards,
Jdutr King of Cobia
Ren