Hello losers of Das its your king.

Recently I've been at work at Das creating a brand new gym,



It took time since y'know... ppl die when you are at das but WHO CARES LOL?

like they say, "NO PAIN NO GAIN" This pain will boost you.

Now this Gym will not be free, it only works financially

GOOD EVENING CITEZENS OF OLD CP.

MY NAME IS HAWKFORT I WILL BE GIVING YOU INSTRUCTION WHEN STARTING YOUR FIRST DAY AT THE BRAND NEW DAS GYM.

FIRST.

THE DAS GYM COST 2000 GOLD PER HOUR.

IF YOU WANT A PERSONAL TRAINER, THAT WILL COST AN EXTRA 500 GOLD.

AT THE DAS GYM, YOU WILL BE GREETED WITH A BUNCH OF WEIGHTS, DUNGBELLS, A PERSONAL PYTHAS BEATING DUMMY.

(PLEASE DONT GO TOO ROUGH ON HIM.)

ANYWAYS, AT THE DAS GYM YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THAT ITS A PLACE OF RELAXATION AND GRINDNING. (BOXING RING WILL BE ADDED SOON)

NOW, BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER WE NEED TO UNDERSTAND THE HEALTH AND SAFETY

IF YOU PULL A WEAPON IN THE DAS GYM, I WILL PERSONALLY BREAK YOUR SKULL!

THATS IT LOL.


NO FIGHTING, I DONT WAN'T IT TO BE 1950 ALL OVER AGAIN (WE HAD A DAS GYM BEFORE BUT IT DIDNT LAST LONG)


YOU MUST AGREE TO THE TERMS OF SERVICE

TOS STATED HERE

YOU MUST AGREE THAT REALHAWK INDUSTURIES IS ALLOWED TO ROB/INDENTITY FRAUD/ACCIDENTLY DROPPING A KID IN THE SEWERS (HAPPENED BEFORE)

ANYWAYS, MAKE SOME MUSCLES.

btw if you die at the gym, pay for your own healthcare

THANK YOU FOR WORKING OUT AT DAS GYM

LOL bro if you aren't careful you will get TOO SWOLL

Damen wrote on 13th September 2020, 03:09 PM:

LOL bro if you aren't careful you will get TOO SWOLL

You're tryna distract me so you can be more SWOLL'er than me!!!!!!!!!