Good morning,

Yesterday, I hosted a lovely Afternoon Tea Party and I didn't expect such a great turnout. Thank you all again for coming.



I can heavily confirm,



Bubbles is here with me. She insisted I tell her all about it and has decided to interview me. Nosy croc..

Bubbles: WATCH your tone..



Bubbles: How was it then? I left after eating some croc steak then threw up for 20 mins bc I ate Warth

Damen seems to be on the same page as me..

Rouge: Oh.. that was why you were gone for ages? Fool, I told you you're allergic to anyone who says 'EZ LEGIT'. ANYWAYS, tea spilt before I even boiled the kettle fr. Let me tell you all about it.

Bubbles: SPIT!



Rouge: Well, I took care of my priorities first, obviously. The best teas in the world arrived with no delay.

Bubbles: AND WHERE do these teas come from, exactly?

Rouge: The north of the north of course. Don't ask me where that is though, but one thing is for sure. It's in the north :100:

Bubbles: TAKE ME THERE, I know all your secrets. Hide nothing, or else I leak your bank password.

Rouge: OMG CALM DOWN I WILL WTH

Bubbles: Excellent. NOW, SPILL THE TEA ON WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!

Rouge: Very well, my good croc. You will not believe it. The sugar poured suddenly became salt! Some accused me of poisoning the tea with CERTIFIED EVIL!



Bubbles: HA! And did you?

Rouge: No. I'm neutral bro. NEXT,

THE ROYAL FAMILY CAME! Honestly, a pleasure serving these two. Raindrop told me she was actually drinking tea irl! I was v proud, as was I. Damen said he takes quite a bit of sugar in his tea.



Bubbles: Hm, he's that sweet, huh?

Rouge: Uhh.. ANYWAY, THERE IS MORE!

I witnessed regular users miss each other so much xD



Bubbles: Is that SPLATrhawk?

Rouge: Yes.. he made quite the accusations



Bubbles: AND ARE THESE TRUE?

Rouge: I love men but.. WOMAN EMPOWAHMENT FOR LIFE!!!! :100:

Oh, but you will never believe what happened next..

Damen arrived not knowing who anyone was! It was bizarre



Bubbles: This community's filled with a bunch of nobodies

Rouge: WHY are you so shady today smh

Speaking of shade, Damen received quite a few comments (all are jokes dw)







Bubbles: :o

Rouge: OH, and how could I forget the iconic duo



Bubbles: los chicos son bonitos

Rouge: No idea what you just said but I agree lol

Damn this is definitely a:


Bubbles: Correct.

Rouge: OMG AND YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE hardly 10 mins into the party



Rouge: It follows everywhere fr

Bubbles: Did someone just say the W word?

Rouge: Nah don't get me started u wild reptile.




Bubbles: FOR CHRISTMAS, I WANT TO EXPAND MY CROCSWAMP ALL THE WAY TO THE SOUTH!

Rouge: lol we'll see. Damn I'm kinda tired. Might tell you part 2 of the tea party tmrw

Bubbles: YOU CAN'T LEAVE, we haven't gotten to the part about-

Rouge: Goodnight, Bubbles

And remember to:



The only time I'll ever agree with Eugee ^ lol

Oh, and ty Jenna for mentioning my Afternoon Tea Party in her post: https://forums.damenspike.com/discussion/62247

Gn

its afternoon u irish mess

update: this girl wrote this at 12am her time she crazy

This looked like such a cute event, and I absolutely adore the room designs! Wish I could've attended, it looked like a blast.

It's 11am and I'm STRUGGLING to wake her up..

WAKE UP YOU POTATO @Rouge11 AND I WILL GIVE YOU THESE



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