Everything adds up.

PIG, his servant, and specifically the pig he "had a small moment" with. This same dead pig, is alive.

Something of note; David Cameron left the EU around 2016 after his time in office as Prime Minister was over. This is around the same time as Pythas' true birth and frequent appearance.

This means that TURIN IS ACTUALLY A FEMALE, and specifically, his daughter, who he had left in a pub. Everything adds up.

The pieces are all coming together.

OOH, SATIRE!

David swag Cameron used to be on the front page of the DSGHQ around that time too

You sure it ain't you that was the female considering the fact you changed your OldCP Gender from a man to a woman for LEGION a long time ago, G.

Nah nah astargfurillah bro, Pork is haram shoo if you eat pork!?