Don't worry, this is IRL.

So through my life, i've been known as the mickey mouse club house guy of the 5th century. Now that has nothing to do with anything.


A lot of you guys don't know this.. But for around a year, I've been a father. Just never told anyone

Anyways so last year, I was playing fortnite with some of my school friends. And one of the people in the voice call was in a year below me (still went to the same school)

And as i was playing fortnite, the kid in the year below me kept calling me dad. Weird ik. And after further research, I found out I was this kids father. And boy was I happy.

Every day I walk to the shop before school to meet my friends for a quick ciggie or whatever idk. (I smoke ciggeretes cause im british. Jk but there are actual reasons) and my son would just shout "DAD" and run over to give me a hand shake. This kid knows how to impress his father literally.

He is also a muslim, like legit, this guy dedicates his actions in the name of allah. I say that because every time he's gonna do something, he says "IN THE NAME OF ALLAH" and boy its just amazing.
Like today, some kid in his year was making racist jokes, and he heard about it, and he was saying to me after school "IN THE NAME OF ALLAH I WILL KNOCK OUT THIS RACIST" and i was like. Damn bro thats crazy. My son is a badass. Which he got off me of course.

And the reason I'm making this discussion is because I've now built up the coverage to open up about my fatherhood.



(His name is actually Mohammad btw, its such a sick name tho)

where’s isaac

Littlemix wrote on 26th May 2021, 05:09 PM:

where’s isaac

lol congrats on fathership. Now i have news to break... you are a grand father

Damen wrote on 26th May 2021, 05:28 PM:

lol congrats on fathership. Now i have news to break... you are a grand father

Ain't that Ramson's Snow Son?

u wid biter