As Damen made a post personally welcoming me back, I feel as if I owe everybody here a post of my grand return

Just came back last night after getting a rush of nostalgia for OldCP.biz and wanna say hello to everybody, old and young, new and veterans alike. I had a good time partying with Fable the other night and after getting some gold, drip and goodies I'm back on the blip baby!

For the SUCKAHS who don't know why I left, I was drafted into the army to fight with Alex Jones, but he disappeared after the Siege of the Frogs (IDK where he is at the moment)



(Here's what I looked like during service. You can see I put on a lotta pounds as part of the new special forces I was in)


Anyway, with me back in town, you might be wondering what I'll do here...



I'm going to become a DETECTIVE! I may have been an Imperial Knight through and through and my track record as a detective hasn't been anything memorable (Jesse), but I'm gonna become one, not just that

BUT A DETECTIVE INSPECTOR!



Why do I wanna become a detective?
Because I watched too much L.A Noire.



Anyway, I'll be partying throughout the month with everybody here as a sort of welcoming gift. EVERYBODY'S INVITED, and it'll be held all time of every day!


SEE YOU SOON.

ABSOLUTE legend.

Damn Bashysmelly, you put on some serious muscle in your Alex Jones training & supplement regime.