(pov you are elon musk)
*wakes up*
I think I'm going to go watch some youtube, *first video that I see is a video on club penguin*
*watches*
OHH REALLY???? DISNEY BOUGHT CLUB PENGUIN AND THEN SHUT IT DOWN???? THEY ALSO MAKE CLUB PENGUIN ISLAND AND THEN SHUT IT DOWN BECAUSE PPL DIDNT LIKE PAY TO WIN CRINGE?????
*thinks to self* hey that's a good idea, and history should repeat itself so why not??

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2 WEEKS LATER

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Breaking news: Elon musk pulls the Disney card.

the end

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Ok I tried so good luck to whoever wins this season