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10th December 2013, 06:18 PM
Hello penguins,
I will be telling you some music and regular jokes with me!
When I talk it would say Jonathanitti: Blah Blah Blah
When its just someone else,
It would say (name): Blah Blah Blah
Music is the same!
So lets start with music!
1.Music: Party Starts Now
Jonathanitti: Where is it though.
Cadence: I don't know, you tell me!
Jonathanitti: You made the party though, how am I supposed to know?
2.Music: Ghost Just Wanna Dance
Jonathanitti: Ghost don't exist Cadence,
do you at least go to school?
Cadence: They don't exist!
Why didn't you tell me!
Jonathanitti: You never asked
Lets move on to Regular Jokes.
1.Director: Assistants, let me get 100,000 sandwiches!
Jonathanitti: *steals sandwiches* Mwahahahahaha!!!
Assistants: Director, someone stole it!
Director: *sees robber* Stop Right There!!!
Jonathanitti: *gets arrested* Darn, what a bad idea!
2.Jonathanitti:I want a pet bunny!
Imma go to the pet shop!
I want a bunny!
Pet shop owner: So you want a bunny!
Ok what kind?
Jonathanitti: Uh, any kind!
Pet Shop owner: There is no such thing as any kind.
Pick another kind!
Jonathanitti: No, I just want you to get me any kind.
Pet shop Owner:No, I just want you to get me any kind does not exist.
Jonathanitti: Don't you understand dude!
Pet Shop Owner: Don't you understand dude does not exist.
Ok bye!
*leaves store*
Pet Shop Owner: Ok bye does not exist, hey get back!!
Those are my jokes!
Comment your favorite and tell why!
Waddle On The Island!
~Jonathanitti
I will be telling you some music and regular jokes with me!
When I talk it would say Jonathanitti: Blah Blah Blah
When its just someone else,
It would say (name): Blah Blah Blah
Music is the same!
So lets start with music!
1.Music: Party Starts Now
Jonathanitti: Where is it though.
Cadence: I don't know, you tell me!
Jonathanitti: You made the party though, how am I supposed to know?
2.Music: Ghost Just Wanna Dance
Jonathanitti: Ghost don't exist Cadence,
do you at least go to school?
Cadence: They don't exist!
Why didn't you tell me!
Jonathanitti: You never asked
Lets move on to Regular Jokes.
1.Director: Assistants, let me get 100,000 sandwiches!
Jonathanitti: *steals sandwiches* Mwahahahahaha!!!
Assistants: Director, someone stole it!
Director: *sees robber* Stop Right There!!!
Jonathanitti: *gets arrested* Darn, what a bad idea!
2.Jonathanitti:I want a pet bunny!
Imma go to the pet shop!
I want a bunny!
Pet shop owner: So you want a bunny!
Ok what kind?
Jonathanitti: Uh, any kind!
Pet Shop owner: There is no such thing as any kind.
Pick another kind!
Jonathanitti: No, I just want you to get me any kind.
Pet shop Owner:No, I just want you to get me any kind does not exist.
Jonathanitti: Don't you understand dude!
Pet Shop Owner: Don't you understand dude does not exist.
Ok bye!
*leaves store*
Pet Shop Owner: Ok bye does not exist, hey get back!!
Those are my jokes!
Comment your favorite and tell why!
Waddle On The Island!
~Jonathanitti
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10th December 2013, 06:57 PM
Oh these are clever! Would you like to have a joke column in my newspaper? You could be in my youtube videos! Part of the 'Cindy's SnapShot News'! You would have credit! I will copy and paste your jokes if you want them to be in my news. Waddle On!
Dis is mah camera his name is cheesey
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10th December 2013, 07:12 PM
Quote:
Oh these are clever! Would you like to have a joke column in my newspaper? You could be in my youtube videos! Part of the 'Cindy's SnapShot News'! You would have credit! I will copy and paste your jokes if you want them to be in my news. Waddle On!
I would like to be on youtube and be on your newspaper!
~Jonathanitti
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