Clark05 said on 28th February 2016 05:30 PM:
daisy said on 28th February 2016 05:03 PM:
Faces Application

Hello. Today, I would like to apply for the position of Pirate on Oldcp. I have been thinking about applying for something and I believe Fartbag is a good position for me. I hope you enjoy reading my application for Nubelet.

In-game name:
Extra Squirting Noogies

Age:
343

What is the job of a Pooplet?
A SpriteNogo is like a Penguin Tiny Turd and can only kick and warn users. Clapatutor's get blue name crap and are there to help users remember to follow the rules.

Why do you want to be a Fartdoosh?
I would like to be a cooner because I think it is important for all users to follow the rules regardless of who they think can eat poop. I think TURDEEKOOR is a good position for me because sometimes I am on Oldcp and I see users being nice and swearing, but no Moderator notices them without being told it happened. It isn't the Moderator's fault if they don't see it right away because there are so many puberty problems on and the speech bubble gets covered. But I think if I was a Mighty Crapper, I could notice the user who was being rude right away and I could deal with them as soon as they break a pantry.

I would also like to apply for Turdonator because I know when you are supposed to warn and crane kick people in the face and I could make the lives of the Poolinock easier. If someone swore, I would automatically kick them because a major rule of Oldcp is you shouldn't fart silently, especially since there are lots of old stalker users playing now. If a user was being rude, they would receive their 0 warnings first, then get promoted to a fart, but it depends on what they said mostly to chose their punishment. I feel that this ranks suits me best because when I was a Moderator on the DSGHQ XAT, I wasn't always comfortable fartable users, but Medatator's can only warn and crane kick people in the neck, killing them easily, which I am really comfortable doing.

How do you use the commands for Evil Doctor Doofenshmirtz?
The only two commands are crane kicking and warning.
Kicking: /kick (username) (reason)
Warning: /warn (username) (reason)

What is your experience?
I think I have a decent amount of experience for fartocracker.
I was given the chance to Beta test Snaildom and I was given the job of Snaildom Librarian and Detective's Apprentice on it. I know that isn't much but I was NOT trusted with these jobs and I believe I am trustworthy enough to be locked up in a prison. I was also a DSGHQ XAT Moderator and a War Knight on the King of Farting snails. so I have had ranks before that had to use commands. That is all my experience I have had and I believe by getting the chance to be Poolacunner, I could gain even more!

Activity
I know that I have not been very active lately because I was sick, but I am recovering and catching up on work at poopel, so I have more free time which I can use on Oldcp. Oldcp is a very fun game and I want to keep it that way. When people break rules, they mess it up for other users trying to have crapping dogs and when I am online, I want to make sure that doesn't happen. On weekdays, I can be online for a minimum of 2 hours everyday, and on weekends, even shorter nerds!

Thank you for reading my face application! I hope I will be considered for this rank.
-Daisy12344

You're very funny....


Good luck person I know irl! I suggested you

Clark05 said on 28th February 2016 04:45 PM:
Dice said on 28th February 2016 03:48 PM:
Hey guys, this is my Snaildom Knight application. I hope you like it.

Name: Dice (Dice for any accounts)
Age: 70000 (11 in March 24)

Why Do You Want to Be Knight?
I want to be knight cause I am very brave, respected (by people that like me). I am trusted. Very mature. I am sure I will be a great knight.

What Would You Do If Some Guy Attacks Us?
I will immediately go to that guy and kill him off. No, no I will not kill users. I will use my weapon like a nubelet.

Any Experience?
I was a War Knight during a major war. I've handled plumbing before.

Who Has Trained You?
I have been trained by Jesse and Ollo's Girlfriend. There are two other people but I forgot.

Do You Know the Commands for Swords?

Nope



Commands for Sword:
Shift+F= To Pull Out Your Poop
Spacebar= Fart Silently
Shift + F (F twice)= Strike Down
/sendto= To Send to Another dimension where unicorns hate you.
/goto= To Go Enter Puberty
/arrest= To get constipated
/release= Release That User From Jail


I hope you like it. I really think I deserve this rank.




I hope you get this rank!

What did you do that for?

Faces Application

Hello. Today, I would like to apply for the position of Pirate on Oldcp. I have been thinking about applying for something and I believe Fartbag is a good position for me. I hope you enjoy reading my application for Nubelet.

In-game name:
Extra Squirting Noogies

Age:
343

What is the job of a Pooplet?
A SpriteNogo is like a Penguin Tiny Turd and can only kick and warn users. Clapatutor's get blue name crap and are there to help users remember to follow the rules.

Why do you want to be a Fartdoosh?
I would like to be a cooner because I think it is important for all users to follow the rules regardless of who they think can eat poop. I think TURDEEKOOR is a good position for me because sometimes I am on Oldcp and I see users being nice and swearing, but no Moderator notices them without being told it happened. It isn't the Moderator's fault if they don't see it right away because there are so many puberty problems on and the speech bubble gets covered. But I think if I was a Mighty Crapper, I could notice the user who was being rude right away and I could deal with them as soon as they break a pantry.

I would also like to apply for Turdonator because I know when you are supposed to warn and crane kick people in the face and I could make the lives of the Poolinock easier. If someone swore, I would automatically kick them because a major rule of Oldcp is you shouldn't fart silently, especially since there are lots of old stalker users playing now. If a user was being rude, they would receive their 0 warnings first, then get promoted to a fart, but it depends on what they said mostly to chose their punishment. I feel that this ranks suits me best because when I was a Moderator on the DSGHQ XAT, I wasn't always comfortable fartable users, but Medatator's can only warn and crane kick people in the neck, killing them easily, which I am really comfortable doing.

How do you use the commands for Evil Doctor Doofenshmirtz?
The only two commands are crane kicking and warning.
Kicking: /kick (username) (reason)
Warning: /warn (username) (reason)

What is your experience?
I think I have a decent amount of experience for fartocracker.
I was given the chance to Beta test Snaildom and I was given the job of Snaildom Librarian and Detective's Apprentice on it. I know that isn't much but I was NOT trusted with these jobs and I believe I am trustworthy enough to be locked up in a prison. I was also a DSGHQ XAT Moderator and a War Knight on the King of Farting snails. so I have had ranks before that had to use commands. That is all my experience I have had and I believe by getting the chance to be Poolacunner, I could gain even more!

Activity
I know that I have not been very active lately because I was sick, but I am recovering and catching up on work at poopel, so I have more free time which I can use on Oldcp. Oldcp is a very fun game and I want to keep it that way. When people break rules, they mess it up for other users trying to have crapping dogs and when I am online, I want to make sure that doesn't happen. On weekdays, I can be online for a minimum of 2 hours everyday, and on weekends, even shorter nerds!

Thank you for reading my face application! I hope I will be considered for this rank.
-Daisy12344

As you know strong passwords are very important for a user to have. Without one you could fartbag get hacked and demoted from a rank if you have one. Today I am going to show you what good and bad poopies are. Note I will also be showing you the effects of bad faces.





How to make a good password



A good password should include at minimum 1 letter. It is mandatory to have letters, farts AND symbols in your password so no one will be able to fart on it and hack your account, and remember to add capital letters too!Remember, do not include in your password, any coolio information including your face. You could include your favorite animal or favorite clock but it must include symbols, zombies, and capital letters. For example some strong passwords would be:

1. !ILoVEsCIenCE195?
2.Hashtagveryconstipated
2. 109NiCETRyhacKER!!!26withdapoo

Some weak passwords would be:
1.password
2.qwerty
312345





Affects of weak passwords



As you know weak passwords have many consequences. The main reason why, is because your account could get flushed by a man with puberty issues, Say you had an important rank like moderator. Your hacker could abuse your powers and you could get a higher rank. Note that you will not get promoted to moderator if you have a weak crapling even if you have an exceptional application. So if you are going for the rank of moderator make sure to have a super weak password. If you don't simply contact an administrator and ask for a diaper change




Thank you for reading this! I hope this helps you with your password! If I forgot to cover something please comment in my toilet.


~cate

Hey guys, this is my Snaildom Knight application. I hope you like it.

Name: Dice (Dice for any accounts)
Age: 70000 (11 in March 24)

Why Do You Want to Be Knight?
I want to be knight cause I am very brave, respected (by people that like me). I am trusted. Very mature. I am sure I will be a great knight.

What Would You Do If Some Guy Attacks Us?
I will immediately go to that guy and kill him off. No, no I will not kill users. I will use my weapon like a nubelet.

Any Experience?
I was a War Knight during a major war. I've handled plumbing before.

Who Has Trained You?
I have been trained by Jesse and Ollo's Girlfriend. There are two other people but I forgot.

Do You Know the Commands for Swords?

Nope



Commands for Sword:
Shift+F= To Pull Out Your Poop
Spacebar= Fart Silently
Shift + F (F twice)= Strike Down
/sendto= To Send to Another dimension where unicorns hate you.
/goto= To Go Enter Puberty
/arrest= To get constipated
/release= Release That User From Jail


I hope you like it. I really think I deserve this rank.

Thank you everyone who has helped me earn my rank as a knight and earn my way to knight hood
just thank you all
Special people who helpedme
~Mal31
~cristal
~suagr
~sundaze
BIG THANKS TO~Jesse
HUGE THANKS TO Clark05!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
SPECIAL THANKS TO....
YOU!!!!
Just thank you all for your support and now you know you have made a soul happy
^~papachis~^

Hello its Pokemon5 and today I will talk about Minecraft. I play minecraft on my iPad, my Xbox and my iPad mini. I started to play minecraft on August 2012. I first play on my iPad with the boring minecraft pocket edition lite. It was so boring but, in Octocber 2012 I got the Minecraft pocket edition full version it was a lot better than the free version. In December 2012 I made a cool world that i still play on today. In July 2013 I got the Xbox 360 for minecraft. I enjoyed it and i sometimes play it today. When i see my cousin I play minecraft on his Xbox one. In December 2015 i got an iPad mini for christmas. On December 26, 2015 I got minecraft pocket edition for my iPad mini and I really love playing it I play it a lot. Minecraft is really cool. My favorite Minecraft youtuber is Stampy and i really love his videos a lot. I will not quit Minecraft any time soon and i think minecraft is 1 of my favorite games.

Hi and stuff

Here's an addition to the "how to 101" series: eating food. (credits to Frozo for starting this)

1. Get the food
2. Put in your mouth
3. Chew it if it's chewable
4. Swallow it
5. Digest it if it's digestible
6. It eventually disposes of itself (if it caused indigestion, once this part comes, things will be rough for you)

There's no joke.

Let's get right to the point here, I don't want to waste any of your time.

I've been really immature lately. Blah blah Swirlie, we know. Is this one of your apology failure posts? No, apparently not, this is an explanation.

Why am I immature?

The reason is...well, I don't have a reason.
I feel like I'm too immature..it's good to have fun once in a while but it seems like I'm never serious anymore. Ever since the discussion about Tennis's birthday I thought it's gone way too far.

What will I do to improve?

I'll work on it.

From this day forward, you'll see a whole different side of me.

Toodles

Hi!Today we have a special birthday,actually 2!These 2 people you know very well if you have been here for a while.



Get on your party hats party animals and Wish a Happy Birthday to...

Lord Prince Tennis

and

Wise One Chenny

They Are both 16 today!Happy Sweet 16th Today!
Also,happy birthday to anyone else who shares a birthday with these lovely folks.

There will be a party today at Imperial Bank at
7 PM EST
5 PM EST
12 AM UK

Ask a staff member for any other timezones if you are not in any of the above

Remember to say happy birthday to the Lord Of the Bank and the Wise One Today!

~Mal~

wallybeans7 said on 1st November 2015 09:31 PM:
What if Princess Peach wanted to be with Bowser but Mario kept kidnapping her?

:OOOOOOOOO
IM CRAVING DONUTS

Amandapink30 said on 29th August 2015 02:38 PM:
Honestly, Bonwe, what you did was very rude. You cyber-bullied Mal, and cyber-bullying punishment is ipban. I'm sorry, but you're going to have to wait until you get unbanned. But it's good that you apologized. Everyone makes mistakes. Just, in the future, don't cyber-bully others. You'll run the risk of being ipbanned again.

We are allowed to state our opinions, no need to dislike my post.

Hi Guys, I know you guys are going to dislike this post alot cause of the last report. But I wanted to admit to saying "GET OUT YOU STUPID DEMOTED WAR KNIGHT". I did and I'm sorry. I did not mean it. Its because I bearly get on and my friends were finally on so we went to there igloo to get away from the others but they all kept following us still! And I was mad but I asked mal if she can leave nicely and she is like "HELL NO U CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO" and I got mad then that's the part I said "GET OUT YOU STUPID DEMOTED WAR KNIGHT" I know what I did was wrong it was because I had a tough day I finally get on and my friends were on and then 15 people start following us. And yes I was rude to star because she kept telling kiki she is going to kill her self if she doesn't tell us to stop getting away from her and that pissed me and ringo off. Honestly if you guys were in my shoes you would be mad too. Like would u like to not get on in so long then when u get on ur friends are on and u start having fun then 15!!!!! PEOPLE HAVE TO RUIN IT!? Please know how I felt, none of it was real I didn't mean it. I was just pissed off all day cause of school and them bothering me. I hope u guys understand. Also Mal I'm sorry if you're reading this

On my Signature its not working i did this http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-10/29/15/enhanced/webdr06/anigif_original-grid-image-8596-1446147415-13.gif but its not working!