*To the Phoenix (step off)*

So you think youve won the battle?
well the grounds about to rattle
and my fames gonna dazzle
all you do is psychobabble

dont try to defend
or we'll all just resent
because you try to repent
the fact your awful in cement

you dont even know how to type
your raps are nothing more then a gripe
but im here to finish it with a snipe
now lets all end his hype

Yo... Step down to me
you wanna be creamed?
ill have to be double teamed
or the loss will be sick
just step down cuz i stole your chick
look at me! quick!
please just call me slick
imma tear down this place ya'll
so you better haul ass brah
I wont let the rap stall...

Oh!

Man, you cant even rap
all you say is a load of crap
you must be some sort of sap
who cant lay down a beat
see ive got you caught in the heat
oh wait no offense
this is just in my defense
hence the word of offense

ohhhhh

2 cats and like 9 dogs :L (its not hoarding)

thnx adawg honhonhon +1

a gun sounds more fun tbh. i h8 to be 'that guy' but id rather not go up and stab sum 1 in the face.

Oh... oh my gosh! this is such an amazing honor! oh my... *wipes nose* i just cant believe i have been given member on such a gr8 day! its just so... so *cries* its so amazing! I love ya'll vary much and I hope for many more *blows nose* months or yrs with ya'll! *cri cri* o my, o my.

Welp, i decided to just make a random post about stuff thats goin down town with me and other stuff. Whale lets start with the amusement park! so once a year, around this time for threee days they set up an amusement park and yesterday I rode the salt and pepper shaker, if you dont nu what that is then look it up on boogle or ging. So my phone and a pack of gum flew out of my pocket and whirled round the cage and smacked my in the head until it finally flew out wen we went upside down. The ride ended and i got off and grabbed off the ground cuz the battery, the back and the phone itself was seperated so i stuck the battery back in and shuved the back on. It has a few dings and scratches but other then that it was fine.

ANYWAYS THATS MY CRAY CRAY DaY!

If you enjoy this post then rip off that like button and eat it but if you hate it (idk you can figure out what to do)

We r gathered here today to remember Pandas iPad, he was a member of tha family for nearly a year before being set on top of a ford pickup and thrown off when it went in to drive. The memorial will be held 8/16/15. tha poor iPad shall go to a better place in iGear heaven... maybe. lol jk he was gud, but still.

For the first time writing a post I am actually going to be serious. This is someone getting forced to be married. If Damen is the one who is doing this then you need to stop. It sick. I dont care if Sofie gets on during the wedding because she said it herself "its not me controlling this". Roberto is going to make the DSGHQ a living hell. I hate how this is an empire, this is a god damn game. Not a little world you can play with like your god.

Dang this is a prety good idea. I hope that damen guy makes it :0

Aye my mons and womons, today i come to you live from my cave to tell you some of my ideas that i thought up on my own.

tasers-
tasers shood be added into oldcp for lower ranks (not members or we'd die) so thay can paralyze users who are attempting to do bad stuff or tryin to get away from tha crime scene. The paralysis will last for like 20 seconds?

buy a level-
buy a level for like 100 gold, cuz why not?

Awwww theyre getting married Ill be at tha feast to eat everythang

lmao @dinokiller + good post +1 but I wouldnt say its hangry ppl, I think theyre just arr-o-gant

Whale! Like two ppl ever got on snaildum at a time so it was like a ghost town where all the snails got salt poured on them! Oldcp is always hopping with different ppl, even gangsters like rover and micker mouse. BTW I'd stop on deez forums.