Something weird happened to me today. (Story of my everyday life)

I was at home, minding my own business, and some total stranger kicked my door open and entered my house.


All of a sudden, he starts yapping at me, talking about how I was "eating something illegal". I wasn't even eating ANYTHING. He randomly starts shooting me, while wearing shoes that said "no unecessary violence".


He wasn't even a cop, he was a penguin dressed in a knight costume, and I'm pretty sure arresting is the job of police officers, but the world doesn't make sense.

Now, I'm in prison, but thankfully, there's better wifi here, so I decided to make this thread while getting beat up.

Anyway, I'm rotting in cell now, k, bye.