Yea ik its working but thanks anyway

haha nice nice i like that yo mama jokes

Thanks
this was really fun to make

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?

Customer: Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.

She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery.

“Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks.
“I´m having a baby.” – she replies.
“Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes.
“Yes, it is.” – she says.

“Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look.
“Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?"

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.

Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.

Yo mama is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio. (its a cereal)

Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.


























BTW the "yo mama" jokes r not ur mamas it is a joke please do not take it seriously

Thanks Bailey,i'll try but everybody hates me and my posts im not made for posts

Yea thanks i have been on forums along time its just i don't post that much stuff i'v been playing OldCP for nearly a year now and forums about say 4 months.BTW thanks for your help bailey

Ik thanks It just wouldnt work

Hi there people i have just started a new channel and new forum account (this one.)
My channel name is Th3Tox1cArr0w I hope you guys subscribe to it and i might be doing daily posts
like now
So now i will get back to work if i have a job...
I NEED A JOB PEOPLE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so yea Cya round.
Plus i have applied for having a job as a penguin watch........penguin so i hope i will be the penguin watch so thanks for reading this and cya Thnxcya thnxcya ok ok cya

so u think my application was trash and be "true" cuz i really want this job

btw im a kid indi so what do u expect a full report?

thanks for ruining my thoughts indi no offense
i just really want to have a job

Okay Thanks ur da best

Hey guys,when i click the "log in" button it takes me to the server list and when i click "Blizzard"
it loads and loads and it says unable to log in so please fix that its annoying and i'm really confused

I would like positive comments please Thanks!!

And btw liv i've been playin OldCP for a year now